That's true, with my usual provisions and the Spread Stick, I should be well-equipped! I think I'll start keeping it in my Storage Gloves. Right now, I keep my cigarettes there, but mayonnaise is going to be more important... unless I choose smoke. That'd work with both my cigarettes and smoke from my fire! But it might be too close to fire, and I can't pick that.

[They keep circling back to the mayonnaise! Maybe he should just go with what his heart wants.]