[ Iggy kinda wonders just how many other people live here now. Not that he minds; he disappeared after all. And besides, fresh faces mean new people to screw with, so, extra fun for him when he's bored--

He grins. ]

Thanks, dude! A wizard, huh? I've got a wizard friend at home. Sorta friends. [ Kamek. He's... a babysitter/friend??/cohort/...whatever else he does for Bowser, so, it counts. Mostly. ] Aaaaas for how I'm gonna do it, while those are all AMAZING suggestions, no! I'm thinking more along the lines of building an entire mechanical army to do my bidding and infusing them with magic.

[ He pauses to reach into his shell, before he produces the yellow gemmed wand he owns. He gives it a twirl, knowing damn well that if Kamek was here, he'd be shouting at him that it's not a toy, blah, blah, blah. ] I'm a bit of a magician myself, you see.