If one of my siblings were here, I'd make them do it, honestly.

[ He could probably get Bowser to do it. But he also doesn't want to get his ass kicked, soooo... ]

Boy are they ever. Kinda makes me wish he were here... but he's not, too bad~ If he were, he'd just complain anyways. Not gonna lie, it's kinda nice not having someone flailing at me over an experiment gone wrong, or something entirely, quote unquote, "immoral".