Vash "Cash Money" the Stampede (
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ellipsanet2023-03-27 04:12 pm
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[Video] Generosity
Hello!
[Again! If you saw his first chaotic endeavor on the network, no you didn't.]
[He waves with his weirdly glassy metallic looking hand, the expression on his face chipper. The backdrop for this video is the same room, though maybe it looks a little more lived in. The door is open and might look like it's still seen better days as far as it's hinges go.]
I really don't like the idea of anyone turning into stone if I can help it, so I thought I'd offer to help anyone out who needs it. No judgement or anything! Just let me know and we can make time...
[He trails off here, lifting his hand to scratch a the back of his head, fingers ruffling blonde hair for a moment.]
I just want to help out and I've got two perfectly good hands. We don't have to talk or anything! So it wouldn't be like you owed me either. If you need a hand [heh.] Think about it okay?
[Again! If you saw his first chaotic endeavor on the network, no you didn't.]
[He waves with his weirdly glassy metallic looking hand, the expression on his face chipper. The backdrop for this video is the same room, though maybe it looks a little more lived in. The door is open and might look like it's still seen better days as far as it's hinges go.]
I really don't like the idea of anyone turning into stone if I can help it, so I thought I'd offer to help anyone out who needs it. No judgement or anything! Just let me know and we can make time...
[He trails off here, lifting his hand to scratch a the back of his head, fingers ruffling blonde hair for a moment.]
I just want to help out and I've got two perfectly good hands. We don't have to talk or anything! So it wouldn't be like you owed me either. If you need a hand [heh.] Think about it okay?
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Oh, great! I've already had a few misunderstandings. But it's a worthwhile cause.
You don't need help, do you?
[He's ready!! Two hands!]
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dude you good i can be slow too]I think it easy to misunderstand, given someone else desired payment for the same "service," as it were.
[ But wow. This guy really is just coming out and asking. Theo is a little hesitant to admit it but - ]
There may be a need for it, aye.
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[But, more importantly -- vash pays attention to the other half of the conversation.]
I don't mind helping, then! When was the last time you touched someone else?
[There's really no way to phrase that that isn't suggestive, is there?]
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[ Because charging people is absolutely ridiculous...
...And really. There is no other way to ask that question and have it NOT be suggestive. Nope. At least Theo isn't going to take it that way. ]
Three, four days perhaps?