dadbeatdad: (How does mercy taste bitch?)
Lucifer ([personal profile] dadbeatdad) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet 2025-05-17 02:35 am (UTC)

[There is the sound of violence as Lucifer is trying to hold the phone with one hand and launch fireballs with the other.]

Yes! That's right. Hang on!

[A vampire leaps on Lucifer and sinks its fang's into his neck. He cries out and proceeds to throw the thing off him.]

Gotta go. [The video cuts out but the audio doesn't. There is the sound of a horrible crunch and muffled wailing.]

TRY BITING SOMEONE NOW YOU BITCH!

[The audio cuts out.]

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