Voice || UN: KingofHell

[dadbeatdad]

This message is going out to everyone who needs a safe place to stay while the lights are all out and the moon and stars are gone. The Haven Hotel in Dayrise is located near the teleportation crystal. If you can get there, follow my light.

I will take in everyone and anyone who arrives. I will protect you all and this hotel with all my power.

You have my word. And I am a devil of my word.

[Lucifer's replies will be limited. He's a bit busy.]

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[dadbeatdad]

[There is the sound of violence as Lucifer is trying to hold the phone with one hand and launch fireballs with the other.]

Yes! That's right. Hang on!

[A vampire leaps on Lucifer and sinks its fang's into his neck. He cries out and proceeds to throw the thing off him.]

Gotta go. [The video cuts out but the audio doesn't. There is the sound of a horrible crunch and muffled wailing.]

TRY BITING SOMEONE NOW YOU BITCH!

[The audio cuts out.]

[roundandaround]

[Hina, who has no idea what a bitch means and thinks he was talking to her, squeaks happily. She will bite somebody! Thank you!]

Uh -- okay! We'll be right over!

[Once she gets Mary's Important Painting That She Definitely Doesn't Live In Or Need To Survive packed up.]