un: abnormalitylover, video

[abnormalizes]

So, um, hi!

[Evangeline seems more anxious than she normally does, but she's smiling, at least.]

Apparently, when you start dating someone, you're supposed to make some sort of announcement on the internet so all your friends know? At least that's what I hear. And I, definitely didn't do that! Three times over! So, um, oops?

I'm dating three people now! Fajra, Barghest, and Chipp. Um, things are going... well? They're going well.

[Honestly still not sure what she's doing but she's trying her best!!]

So, uh, yeah, that's it. ...Do you, like, open the floor to questions here or what...?

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[fauxbot]

[Even more of the man she adores - he lets out a string of wheezy cackles when she admits outright that she's got no one to go after, fangs still very happily in place.]

Awww, c'mon - you get me all excited for nothin'? You just teasin' me, now!
You sure you ain't got any targets...? Not a one?

[abnormalizes]

Hmmm.... Maybe, but I'd want to talk to you more about it in private later.

[Mostly because it would be natives, which would mean permanent death.]

[fauxbot]

Awright, awright... no plannin' a date all public-like on the internet, I'm catchin' on.

[Or he's assuming that's what's going on, anyway.]

... But you tell me if anyone tries to mess with you. Ouais?
Even if you can fight your own battles, don't mean you oughtta fight'em alone.

[abnormalizes]

I'll tell you, I promise. -But in return, you've got to do the same if someone messes with you, okay?

[fauxbot]

'Course, hun. Anything for you!

You'd get free reign, too. Turn'em into mince meat if you wanna. Folks I care about don't mess with me like that -
So if someone steps over a line, means they prolly ain't someone I care 'bout!

[abnormalizes]

I won't hold back! Rest assured.

[She blows him a kiss.]

[fauxbot]

[And he does that incredibly dorky thing where one pretends to catch the kiss and pocket it -
But it's worse, because he actually uses his neon illusion magic to create a little floating heart to catch and actually pocket.]

Ya better not! If that ever happens... I wanna hear aaaaall the details.

[abnormalizes]

[You mean better, right? That's even better and cuter.]

I'll take a video for you.

[fauxbot]

[All while discussing murder, of course! As it should be.]

Aww, already plannin' to treat me like that... that there's why you got me wrapped 'round your finger, Eveé.

[abnormalizes]

I can't help it that it's a pleasure to spoil you, sweetheart.

[fauxbot]

... Next time I get the chance, I'm takin' you on a spree with me. Just for that.

[just don't tell ezra and it should be fine, right]

[abnormalizes]

A date, for me? I’ll look forward to it.