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ellipsanet2025-06-25 02:09 pm
dadbeatdad) wrote in ellipsanet2025-06-25 02:09 pm
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[On your screen is suddenly a red curtain and words pop up as the sultry voice of Lucifer reads said words aloud.]
Are you looking to change for the better? Do you want to improve some part of you and aren't sure where to start? Do you need support for your goals and ambitions?
Perhaps you just want to have a safe place to sit, self reflect, and speak to a trained professional about the thoughts in your head?
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[The curtain draws open and the Haven Hotel and Lucifer are revealed. Lucifer's six wings expand with red and white feathers as he smiles with his sharp teeth.]
The Haven Hotel is here for you! Come check in at this wonderful hotel and tell us how we can help you! We have trained therapists!
[There are flashes of pictures of his therapy staff, namely a girl with red hair, a pony, and a couple of Ellipsa locals.]
We have workshops to help you fine tune that new hobby you're pursuing.
[A flash of their workshop room, one of them filled with rubber ducks.]
And we offer walk-in counseling sessions for those days when you just need someone to talk to. Located in scenic Dayrise, we are here to help make your day, your year, and your life a better one. Come on down for a free tour!
Also, we have an indoor swimming pool that's open year round!
So come on in to the Haven Hotel. Your Safe Haven for your self-betterment.
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Are you looking to change for the better? Do you want to improve some part of you and aren't sure where to start? Do you need support for your goals and ambitions?
Perhaps you just want to have a safe place to sit, self reflect, and speak to a trained professional about the thoughts in your head?
Well look no longer, valued citizen! BECAUSE!
[The curtain draws open and the Haven Hotel and Lucifer are revealed. Lucifer's six wings expand with red and white feathers as he smiles with his sharp teeth.]
The Haven Hotel is here for you! Come check in at this wonderful hotel and tell us how we can help you! We have trained therapists!
[There are flashes of pictures of his therapy staff, namely a girl with red hair, a pony, and a couple of Ellipsa locals.]
We have workshops to help you fine tune that new hobby you're pursuing.
[A flash of their workshop room, one of them filled with rubber ducks.]
And we offer walk-in counseling sessions for those days when you just need someone to talk to. Located in scenic Dayrise, we are here to help make your day, your year, and your life a better one. Come on down for a free tour!
Also, we have an indoor swimming pool that's open year round!
So come on in to the Haven Hotel. Your Safe Haven for your self-betterment.