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[On your screen is suddenly a red curtain and words pop up as the sultry voice of Lucifer reads said words aloud.]

Are you looking to change for the better? Do you want to improve some part of you and aren't sure where to start? Do you need support for your goals and ambitions?

Perhaps you just want to have a safe place to sit, self reflect, and speak to a trained professional about the thoughts in your head?

Well look no longer, valued citizen! BECAUSE!

[The curtain draws open and the Haven Hotel and Lucifer are revealed. Lucifer's six wings expand with red and white feathers as he smiles with his sharp teeth.]

The Haven Hotel is here for you! Come check in at this wonderful hotel and tell us how we can help you! We have trained therapists!

[There are flashes of pictures of his therapy staff, namely a girl with red hair, a pony, and a couple of Ellipsa locals.]

We have workshops to help you fine tune that new hobby you're pursuing.

[A flash of their workshop room, one of them filled with rubber ducks.]

And we offer walk-in counseling sessions for those days when you just need someone to talk to. Located in scenic Dayrise, we are here to help make your day, your year, and your life a better one. Come on down for a free tour!

Also, we have an indoor swimming pool that's open year round!

So come on in to the Haven Hotel. Your Safe Haven for your self-betterment.

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[ Unsarcastic applause goes here ]

Very nice, my love. I've been meaning to ask if there's anything I can do to help around the hotel, since I'm occupying two of your workers. Actually three since half of the sessions are taking up Cole's time.

--By the way, feel free to steal my soul anytime. [ What, if he doesn't flirt people will worry. ]

I was just talking about you, actually! You should meet my boyfriend sometime. -For friend reasons, not therapy reasons.

How’s One Sin doing?

[Amaterasu just look at this, tilting her head.]

Impressive wings. 'King of Hell'. Is that an actual title?

[She has learned of hell as the concept it is for others, less than what it is for her pantheon.

Also she has no idea if he can understand her or not, but she will bark at him anyway.]

Why thank you~ Impressive fur. It looks very soft.

It is indeed. My name is Lucifer Morningstar. I am King of Hell in my world. Turns out not every world has one so I like to make sure I'm up front about things.

And what is your name?

Thank you, love. Hmm. Perhaps on occasion you could do discrete entries and exits for customers who would prefer to keep a low profile? And just hanging around to draw in people wouldn't hurt. I'd love to see more of you around the hotel.

Hehehe. We both know you'd give it to me~

Oh I would love to meet your boyfriend! Oh what a lucky so and so that one is. Friendly reasons only. No shade speeches here.

One Sin is doing amazingly. They requested to not be in the commercial which is alright. But they are happy and definitely well fed. It's a joy to have them around.

Entries and exits? Sure, easily done. You'd just have to tell me when you want something, or they can call my name and state where they want to go.

Draw people in, me? [ Cute. ]

[ A low chuckle ] I'd make you work for it as much as I could before giving in completely. That's the proper order to these things with you and me. And after I gave it to you, where's the fun if I don't try and take it back? [ Macaque would lose that fight but the chase would be enjoyable as, pardon the expression, hell. ]

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I’m lucky to have him! I had to tell him you weren’t like the stories of you he’d heard, but he said he trusts my judgment.

[The Literal Devil is a hard sell sometimes.]

That’s good! And not surprising, they never really liked the spotlight. I’m glad they have a place they can be content.

[It is very, very soft, thank you.]

Amaterasu.

[She doesn't do titles. Only if she's asked. Why should she advertise she's a goddess.]

Does that make you a demon?

Lovely to meet you, Amaterasu.

[He knows that name but he won't make a big deal. Just in case this isn't THE Amaterasu. Goddess of the literal SUN.]

Not necessarily. I'm a fallen angel and one of the Seven Deadly Sins. But demon is a bit of a different category.

I wasn't born in hell like the hell born demons. I was cast down and I rule it now. Same with human sinners.

[A 'not so surprise' surprise for later.]

Ah. I apologize if I offended you, my knowledge of hell is quite shallow.

[She's the goddess of the Sun, which is very far from hell.]

Huh. Self-betterment?

How are you with assisting Ghosts with becoming corporeal?

I don't even know how you'd steal a soul with a therapy hotel anyway.

[...Yeah, she doesn't want to chance other people seeing this, so just going anon whilst she puts out feelers- I mean, this guy is calling himself 'KingofHell'.]

When you say change for the better... what does 'better' look like to you? Do you think anyone can change? There's two opposing units. Two sets of people. And I'm stuck.

An excellent question!

For us, better looks like what you want to be. If you mean more moral or less guilty for sins and such, that is something we can do.

If you want to improve skills in something, we do that too.

I do think anyone can change. My daughter convinced me of that.

If you're stuck, we can help you navigate and find your way out. Help you become the person you want to be. If you like.

What if I don't know exactly what better is supposed to look like? I just know something needs to change and that I can't pursue conflicting objectives. But I guess you said that in your message, that it was fine if we didn't know where to start?

Sounds like a very difficult place to be in.

To be torn between two different drives, we'll say, and no know which you want to follow.

You are welcome to come in anytime to talk to someone about it. Get it out and see if we can help you decide which to choose. Which you want to follow and how to be your best self doing so.

Our doors are always open.

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