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[It's a purple lizard-like person, wearing a long jacket and ripped jeans (she didn't arrive in them, but she sure went and bought an exact looking pair). She looks a bit awkward. Maybe this was a bad idea after all...? But at the same time she really needed some tips.]

So, uh. I've never been in a world with so many humans before. Is there something I should... know about? Like, what kind of stuff should I and should I not be doing?

Cause I could, I guess, try and follow some rules. So I don't stir up trouble.

[Just 'could' she makes no promises.]

Also free meals for two months seems too good be true. Are they serious about that? Or will I sign myself up for some bullshit by enjoyin' them?

Well, more bullshit than this already is I guess.

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You should know about animals! They're different from Pokemon!

[Yes that's the only takeaway Zorua's had from his time in this city. He seems completely unbothered by Susie's appearance.]

And the people here are really nice!

... what's a Pokémon?

[Also this kid is very cute somehow. It's rare to see a monster like this.]

Me! Or I guess, creatures with special abilities! Like some can breathe fire, or use electricity!

Oh. You sound like you could be a Darkner then. They can also use special abilities.

[She has figured that talking about the Dark World here won't be an issue. Maybe one day she can even tell Noelle it wasn't just her dream... for now though, she will leave it.]

I can also use special abilities whenever I'm in the Dark World. I have the best healing ever.

The free meals are legitimate. It would be unreasonable to expect people to be brought to a new world and find employment right away.

As for humans, it depends on what you're used to, how different they are.

Huh. Guess that makes sense... but man, a job huh? Never had one.

[What is she gonna do about that when the time comes? Ugh. Maybe there's something like a professional hero...]

Honestly, I just know one human who lives in our town. They're a friend, but I sometimes don't really get what they're thinking. Though it seems they've adapted pretty well to living with monsters.

[She's never really questioned it.]

Otherwise, most human mentions are from different media. Like horror films.

There are plenty of entry-level positions open. The locals are generally very willing to hire otherworlders without much of a resume, as long as they're willing to work.

-I'm uncertain horror movies would give you a good idea of any species. They certainly have fewer chainsaws than you would expect from such a thing.

I guess I'll look into them closer to when I need to find one. It's not like I need to yet, right?

[With her rent also paid for now.]

Kind of disappointing really, I was looking forward to human apocalypse so I could show those movies I could survive them easily.

Not yet, no. Take your time settling in.

What exactly makes a human apocalypse?

[ that is a BIG SNOOT right up in the camera for a few moments as Eve wrangles her phone, before withdrawing and giving a better look at her— serpentine but with wolfish fur and ears, and a big scarred-over clawmark slashing across her face. ]

Eh, people are people, pretty much. Just remember they're probably squishier than whatever you're used to and you're set.

And yeah, they're serious about the food, knock yourself out. Probably easier to feed newcomers than deal with what happens if they go hungry?

[That was quite the camera pov. But it's reassuring to see another monster-like appearance.]

They do tend to be skinnier and smaller. At least the one I know.

[Except Kris was pretty sturdy in the Dark World at least.]

Nice. I'll definitely help myself to some, then. Hope they don't regret it, I have a biiiig appetite.

[A three eyed black cat appears on your screen Susie. Wearing a white and red robe.]

The meals without coin is truth. We have no humans in my realm. There are humans in yours but not this many, you say?

Are those in your world like yourself? [Purple? A lizard? A monster? Who knows what he means.]

[Now this one looks more like a Dark World creature, but it's not like she's met every monster in the Light World.]

Most humans I've seen have been in fiction, like movies and such. I know more of them exist, but I've only seen one myself.

[At least they turned out to be cool.]

Monsters? Yeah. Not everyone looks like me though, we have a variety.

[Narinder considers the answer. Monsters. A name like that must invoke fear and terror in their enemies. He nods. He approves.]

Hm. We have no humans in my world, as I said. All are like me but variety. Cats, dogs, red pandras, worms, spiders, shrimp, and much more.

There are Quests that the natives will pay Coins of the Moon for. Which allows you to purchase more food and other necessities.

[ The best way that is found to communicate without there needing to be a video of it is while it does so is just sticking to text. ]

The humans here have been a lot more tolerant than the humans I knew, so I am going to assume the offer for food is good, too. I wouldn't know, though, since I don't eat

[...

Hell naw, she's not embarrassing herself by texting. That will just spell problems. Literally. So she sticks to video.]

You don't eat because you can't or just don't want to?

Because if you don't want to you're missing out.

[ If she doesn't text, that's completely fine by SecUnit. ]

Both actually. I can't eat, and I don't want to. Sometimes it looks incredibly gross when humans do it.

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