text; un: spinjockey

[nugrass]

[At the very top of this post is a mysterious link to a download labeled only as googdino.exe. That's not an actual file extension; that's literally part of its name.
But anyone who can understand that name might be pleasantly surprised, because it's exactly what it sounds like.]

use ↑ to jump
↓ to duck
on a touchscreen:
tap the top of the screen to jump
tap the bottom of the screen to duck
and that's it.
there are high scores
feel free to share yours and talk shit.
don't worry about viruses
i don't know enough of the coding languages used in this world for something that complicated
(yet.)
(this is just practice.)

anyone who can get a score over 3000
gets a prize :)

[OOC: As always with this kinda thing, feel free to threadjack each other and all that good stuff! Don't hold your breathe for that prize, though - it's just a cheat code for the Godzilla skin.]

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

Okay, so, IDEALLY none of you will ever have to know any of this, because IDEALLY either Binah or I will be supervising the two Abnormalities that have been brought to Ellipsa at all times and no one will ever be alone with either of them. But in the event that, say, we're both flowers for some other reason, they might breach and it's important to know how to deal with them.

( Pictures underneath the cut. )