video; un: goingviral

[gotmegoingviral]

[ Baby comes on, looking like his typical, brightly colored self. There's a grin that could easily been mistaken for a smirk. ]

I've been here like twenty-four hours and these are the things I've learned:

No one here questions the existence of demons, but they also don't seem bothered by them. Good. Lucky us.

Goats don't stop screaming once they start.

Cat mascots give out scavenger hunts. I could use some help with that, I think. I have no idea where to start.

[ And then, a shift back into his chair. He looks ready to kick up his feet. ]

I'm Baby. There's a few people from my world here. Maybe they can answer, maybe not. So I'm asking the wider population:

What's the best place to get candy?

What about the best place to get a good, spicy meal?

This makes me think that maybe there's a spicy candy. I'm sure there is.

[ Anyway... ]

Tips for a newcomer, too. Please don't suggest school, it's already happened four times.

video; un: RUDEBUSTER

[ultimateheal]

[It's a purple lizard-like person, wearing a long jacket and ripped jeans (she didn't arrive in them, but she sure went and bought an exact looking pair). She looks a bit awkward. Maybe this was a bad idea after all...? But at the same time she really needed some tips.]

So, uh. I've never been in a world with so many humans before. Is there something I should... know about? Like, what kind of stuff should I and should I not be doing?

Cause I could, I guess, try and follow some rules. So I don't stir up trouble.

[Just 'could' she makes no promises.]

Also free meals for two months seems too good be true. Are they serious about that? Or will I sign myself up for some bullshit by enjoyin' them?

Well, more bullshit than this already is I guess.