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Did you miss me? Admit it, you missed me! I am back by what I am sure is popular demand. New username, who dis? Ha! Joking, of course. Just wanted to let you all know I've returned from home and I am no worse for wear, for the most part.

Did I miss anything important or exciting? I sure hope not but figured I should ask.

And my ears are burning. I think a fluffy little person has been talking about me. Don't you worry. I'll get to you soon.

For anyone who is like; who the [Trombone playing G sharp] is this? I'm Max Davis. Local wish granter, Otherworlder, and recently accomplished full apotheosis. Don't know that word? Get a dictionary. Educate yourself.

Now if you excuse me, I should get home in time for dinner.

Later.

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I may be willing to admit that I missed you.

And I looked after Esme while you were away.

Awww. I missed you too.

Thank you. This should be my last visit home, at least I hope so.

You're here! I don't know what an apothesomething is but you're here! And you're okay!

Oh Rinku. Heh. It's a vocabulary word for you to find out. It's a cool work. Apotheosis.

Yep. I am here and I am okay. Cross my heart and hope to fly.

You didn't remember me even slightly when you were back at home, did you?

It'd be nice if you didn't have to go back there. How is everything?

So now you claim divine status?

[Doesn't know what a contract is, but knows what apotheosis means. ALSO THEY WILL TALK ALL THE SHIT.]

I remembered you. That counts, right?

Things are looking good. Real good. Honestly I love the new sky I installed. Ten out of ten if I do say so myself.

Hells and Heavens yes I do. I am the King of Corruption, God of Impurity and top dog of the pantheon, baby.

[Keep talking shit, Goat. It's all good. You do you, boo.]

It counts enough.

New sky? Do tell.

Apotheosis... I'll try and look it up!

[She will forget.]

「Happy Around!」 We were all really worried. But if you're okay, you're okay! How come you changed your username to that, anyway? Oh, wait, maybe I shouldn't ask that 'cause I did see that one tag in the book section at the back of the Otherworlder Fan Merch Store...

Isn't that the anti-thesis of granting wishes then? And your pantheon sounds pathetic.

If it needs to count more, I would gladly make it up to you.

Red and blue. It shifts as the sun moves across the sky. And the moon changes colors too. Stunning really.

Let me know what you think!

[He is 99% sure she won't look it up.]

Hahahahaha! It's nothing dirty. For the most part. Really. Look >The biggest reason for the change is because Melodymania is dead and gone and so I felt like a change with me being back.

Nah not really. More means I get to pick and choose if I grant wishes true to the spirit or pull genie rules and grant it to the letter.

Depends on the wisher.

Does it now? I mean it is kinda new. Only been around about two hundred years. Most of the gods are coming back since they all ran off instead of getting killed.

Though if they want in, they gotta agree I'm the boss.

Eh? It's not dirty?

[Squeaaak. She coughs and sighs.]

So that's another one of your titles, right? What powers does that one give you?

[The face that Goat makes at part of that.]

So they're cowards and did not see fit to fight for their divinity?

That is pathetic to the core.

I am the new God of Impurity and head of the pantheon. Head King God Guy. The Big Boss.

My horns are the biggest of us all. That was a rule I made up. Gods in our world all have horns now. Regardless of prior form or domain. The bigger the horns, the more powerful they are.

Whoa... How come? Is it just 'cause you have horns and you like them so you wanna make all of them have them?

A little it but they were against something pretty powerful who was convincing the whole of the world they didn't exist and stealing their power.

So it was run or die. They picked run.

I'm fine with them being cowards. Means they won't try anything against me.

ID purposes. Everyone should know if they are dealing with a god when they talk to one. Make sure they don't go pull some sneaky shit with the mortals and other supernatural creatures.

Oh yeah? I'm open to hearing all about it.

Interesting. Very you.

Huh... so gods can't go undercover or something. I guess that makes sense. They must have been doing that stuff a lot before, if you made a whole rule about it.

Could they not just give up their divinity if they did not care to fight for it?

And cowards can be the most dangerous when cornered.

Then we should meet up in person and I can tell all. While flirting with you. Because that makes it fun.

Thank you~

I can only assume that you've already seen Esme, because if I keep you he'll give me those pretty puppy eyes.

So yeah, of course. Where at?

Oh they were. And I'm not having it.

Some did and it didn't end well for them. Turned into puppets some. Others ended up dead anyway.

True facts. Though that's why I'm selective with expanding the pantheon of existing gods. If any other mortals reach apotheosis, less so. I'm a big believer in free will.

Well of course. Had to get home in time for dinner.

Your theater? We can order food and just talk.

Huh.

So wait, you're fine with mortals ascending over previous gods resuming their roles?

[Like the Goat can talk, they're basically a mortal turned god if you wanna get complicated about it. ~~Just ignore the fact they died first.~~]

I'm sure he was relieved. And that you made up for lost time.

That works. I'll be there in a second. Or less.

I bet you're all gonna be happier now. I'm glad you guys are here, though. You didn't really miss a whole lot, I don't think.

Indeed. If one can reach apotheosis from the mortal state, as I did, I won't begrudge them their new power and station. That would be rude.

You know me~

Race you there.

Oh I definitely agree. Aww. We're glad you're here too, Rinku.

And good to know. Glad things were normal while I was away.

Yeah! Hm... I can't really think of anything that happened other than Esme-kun was worried about you. And packing, but that's not important.

You really think so?

Welcome back! I missed you so much!

[You can hear the sparkles.]

Nothing big happened, you were only gone a couple days.

Welcome back, Esme missed you but I'm sure you knew that already.

Isn't Apotheosis a religious thing?

"You're on."

The same time he types that, Macaque drops through a portal and onto the stage at his theater, fully expecting Max to already be there. And glad enough to see him that Macaque doesn't care about losing.

Oh, I did not say you'd begrudge them. But what if there is already one in their station, what would you do then?

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