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ellipsanet2026-03-03 05:44 pm
ainteasy_beingcheesy) wrote in ellipsanet2026-03-03 05:44 pm
video - un; goldenradiance
[ Golden Cheese cookie opens her video for once not lounging on fine silks and pillows - well, she's small, so technically she's still on them, but she's standing up! ... It makes a difference, really! ]
Greetings, my dear citizens! It is I, your golden goddess, Golden Cheese Cookie!
[ A pause, then a quickly spoken mutter - ]
Yes, I am actually a Cookie, let's get that out of the way before I'm asked a dozen times...
[ A-hem. Clears throat. Back to being ROYAL and WONDERFUL. ]
I have decided to grace you all with the most wondrous news! In my kingdom, the birds that inhabit that land are far more intelligent than any other across Earthbread. These intelligent Cheesebirds only get smarter over time, able to take on the most complicated computers and calculations...! ... But because this world is so behind the times, and they tend to learn more as a group, the one that came with me to this world is slightly trailing back. But, no matter! The news is...
... This one has learned to speak! So, prepare your ears, for my loyal attendant's first word! Remember this sacred time for all your years!
[ She steps aside to reveal the little Cheesebird, who looks a little nervous. They glance nervously at their mistress, flapping their wings a bit... They screw their eyes shut...! ]
chirpchirp.... G... G... GOLDEN! ...chirp.
[ A beat... and then Golden Cheese Cookie claps her stubby hands wildly! ]
Excellent! Perfect! Clearly this one will be the smartest Cheesebird of them all when it's older...!
[ One gets the feeling this is less of an Empress displaying a servant than a Mom showing off her kid... ]
Greetings, my dear citizens! It is I, your golden goddess, Golden Cheese Cookie!
[ A pause, then a quickly spoken mutter - ]
Yes, I am actually a Cookie, let's get that out of the way before I'm asked a dozen times...
[ A-hem. Clears throat. Back to being ROYAL and WONDERFUL. ]
I have decided to grace you all with the most wondrous news! In my kingdom, the birds that inhabit that land are far more intelligent than any other across Earthbread. These intelligent Cheesebirds only get smarter over time, able to take on the most complicated computers and calculations...! ... But because this world is so behind the times, and they tend to learn more as a group, the one that came with me to this world is slightly trailing back. But, no matter! The news is...
... This one has learned to speak! So, prepare your ears, for my loyal attendant's first word! Remember this sacred time for all your years!
[ She steps aside to reveal the little Cheesebird, who looks a little nervous. They glance nervously at their mistress, flapping their wings a bit... They screw their eyes shut...! ]
chirpchirp.... G... G... GOLDEN! ...chirp.
[ A beat... and then Golden Cheese Cookie claps her stubby hands wildly! ]
Excellent! Perfect! Clearly this one will be the smartest Cheesebird of them all when it's older...!
[ One gets the feeling this is less of an Empress displaying a servant than a Mom showing off her kid... ]