Un: pantsonpyre

[localweirdo]

It seems that I have missed a lot since I last went back home. Would anyone be so kind as to tell me what happened during the past two years?

As for myself? Is there anyone that happened to be from my world? Does the name Vision sound familiar to anyone? Oh! Or perhaps would anyone be willing to tell me a little bit about your world?

I wouldn't mind listening to what other worlds are like out there too! Might as well start meeting some new friends here!

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un:happyaround

[roundandaround]

Kind of a lot, like a lot a lot. But we're doing this mission going back and forth to a pocket dimension from the Research Centre right now, but it's gonna close pretty soon I think, it's kinda dangerous. But there's tons of people in there. Oh! Also you came back just in time for the End-of-Winter Festival! And also we have way more stuff to explore now than we did two years ago because we helped the dragons who were sealed behind that snowstorm that was in front of the Forever Falls! Also other things.

[localweirdo]

Whoa, hold up! What is this about missions and a pocket dimension?!

When did that happen? Is there anything else I missed?

text; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

Oh, it's you. The pun person.

[localweirdo]

That's right, I'm back!

And I promise I'll make things even punnier than before!

[rustyhonesty]

I'm pretty sure my tolerance for puns hasn't increased, so you get to continue working on it.

[roundandaround]

A lot! Okay uh let me think, what's the last thing you remember?

un; calabash

[physicianhealthyself]

Oh, Director Hu, what a pleasure to hear from you again.

[He sounds very sincere.]

[localweirdo]

....I see you're still here.

[localweirdo]

I think it was the winter storm? Where it was difficult to get anywhere?

[localweirdo]

Even if it's punsensical?

[physicianhealthyself]

Of course. But you seem disappointed.

[localweirdo]

I was expecting you to go back home by now.

[physicianhealthyself]

Tragically we aren't given a choice in such matters.

[Tragic.]

It seems this world still has some use for me.

[localweirdo]

Please tell me you haven't done anything nefarious.

[physicianhealthyself]

Of course I haven't! Why would you assume something like that of me?

[Nothing intentionally nefarious.]

[localweirdo]

Because you're always up to something. If you aren't, I know you are planning on doing it.

[roundandaround]

Wait, which one? Like the time a bunch of people got frozen heart? That came back and we found out it was a spell that someone cast on purpose.

[physicianhealthyself]

Director Hu, you truly wound me with such accusations.

[localweirdo]

Yeah, that's the one!

But why would anyone do that? That's certainly rude.

[localweirdo]

But is it not true?

audio | un: bard

[notgrande]

Hu Tao~! There's some of us here, still. It's nice to see you again.

[localweirdo]

I didn't know you're still here!

I certainly hope you didn't miss me too much!

UN: Mad Hatter

[candybreak]

I do know someone with a Vision, however, such things are beyond my ability. Perhaps the two of you are from the same world.

[Not him making a blind joke.]

As for my world, it was less technologically advanced than this world, but more so than some of the others I've heard of. I'm not certain what you'd find interesting about my world. I'd rather not bore you with details you're uninterested in.

[physicianhealthyself]

Not at all. Your distaste for my practices does not automatically make them villainy.

[notgrande]

I think the me you knew here last was a different me, but welcome back all the same.

[localweirdo]

Is that so? May I ask who it might be?

But I doubt you'll bore me! I have all the time in the world now that I'm no longer working! Feel free to tell me everything!

[localweirdo]

I suppose not but it doesn't mean that I'm not suspicious of you.

[localweirdo]

Really? But I suppose it doesn't matter; you are still the same bard that I know!

Tell me, how long have you been here?

[candybreak]

Baizhu. Do you know him?

Let's see then. I suppose what I know the most about is the politics of my home country. We're ruled by a queen, who is mostly just a figure head. Then, under her, are the Four Great Dukedoms: Vessalius, Nightray, Barma, and Rainsworth. The last being the family I worked for. There are several minor noble families under them, but those four hold most of the power. They apparently came to power due to their actions during the Tragedy of Sablier, an old legend.

[He's redacting all of the need to know information out of habit.]

[roundandaround]

I don't know. I think it's one of our enemies. The Pierrot's guys. They caused the Tragedy of Greed 18 years ago, and they want to finish destroying Ellipsa. Herakles -- this guy who used to work for them -- told us a lot about them and how they work.

Un; ChifengZun

[cursedsaber]

You managed to make it back to your home world?

I have only been here for the past few months, but we did have a giant portal open up to what was apparently an alternate version of Elipsa.

As for my world, it was not as flashy as this one, or as much as any of the worlds I've been to. Technology wasn't a thing.

Portals and teleport devices are a much easier means of travelling than flying on a sword.