un: GREAT💥🔪GOD🧨MIGHT💣, filtered from izuku midoriya

[katsuking]

[OOC NOTE: the party will be postponed due to the event until further notice!!]

Alright, losers. It's Deku's birthday (Izuku Midoriya) on the fifteenth and I'm forcing anyone who knows him to come to a stupid surprise party. You have to bring a gift, and you can bring whoever you want I don't fucking care I just want a lot of people there and I want a lot of presents there. He deserves them both.

I'm cooking the food, but you can bring your own if you want. I'll be making a lot of Japanese dishes and snacks, since he loves the stuff he grew up around the most. But I'm not going to stop people from sharing their own recipes.

It's going to be held at [nondescript park in Blossomcrown] as an outdoor gathering. Bring a blanket to sit on or something. It'll be from 5 pm to 8 pm. If you have questions I'll answer them.

Please, and I really cannot emphasize this e-fucking-nough, do NOT tell Deku about any of this. If any of you yap to him, you're going on a list. He can't keep secrets from me. I'll know.

Otherwise, here's a list of the things he likes for gift ideas. You MUST show up with a present of some kind if you want to come. I'll kick your ass out if you don't.

FOOD:

🥦 katsudon
🥦 pork or tuna onigiri
🥦 miso butter cookies
🥦 japanese cheesecake
🥦 taiyaki
🥦 american snacks (could be anything, he's obsessed with america)

ANIMALS:

🥦 bunnies
🥦 goats
🥦 rams
🥦 sheeps
🥦 lions

COLOURS:

🥦 red
🥦 green
🥦 orange
🥦 yellow
🥦 anything red, white, and blue mixed together

MISC:

🥦 all might [a semi-decent drawing is attached. kind of looks like a young kid drew it but he did his best ok]
🥦 gardening supplies, sunflowers are his favourite to grow
🥦 books on lore, history, myths or other nerd shit like that
🥦 t shirts with stupid sayings or designs on them
🥦 sneakers (preferably red)
🥦 video games. specifically rpgs, strategy games, gacha, or puzzles
🥦 table top games like card games
🥦 comic books, especially super hero stories