Red Son is pretty amusing... [ Is he thinking about his previous trolling about his little girlfriend at home? Absolutely. He's never seen someone turn so red so quickly. ] Oh! Ahaha, yeah, the breaking and entering thing was my fault, to be fair. I was bored, he thought it was my apartment... y'know. The usual.

[ He ignores the fact that breaking and entering is not, in fact, normal. Or "the usual". ]

Yeah! He's pretty small now, but someday soon he'll be huge. He's been pretty quiet though, compared to the ones I usually work with at home. They're usually super aggressive and hard to tame, but this little guy is pretty affectionate...

[ He trails off, because it's true. The little shit hasn't tried to snap any of his limbs off yet... ]