Sounds like he really likes you. That's a good thing, right? You can train him to be a guard chomp. So he can bite other people. It'd be bad if he bit you. Okay. That makes so much more sense about the breaking and entering. I'm sure we could get up to some stuff. I love pranks as much as the next prankster. It's like villainy but no one really gets hurt.

And people's faces are hilarious if we do it right.