No, I hate it. But! There's no way in the Eight Lands that I am going to give all of my hard earned money to the man! No, I'm saving my cash for WAY more useful things than a roof. Besides, it's pretty easy to keep dry when you're a Koopa like me. We've got shells, so, I mean, it's not the most comfortable situation but like, it works!
[ It's not comfortable at ALL, actually. Out of his siblings, he is the tallest and it's definitely a cramped fit, but... it is what it is. For now. ]
He's... something. [ Does Iggy sound a little disappointed? Maybe. But it's also better than having an overly aggressive Chomp. The last time was his own fault, given that he'd left it all on its own in his own personal fortress and hadn't fed it in a while... ] Oh, you know... plastic wrap over toilets, explosives in my youngest brother's favorite tennis balls, personally creating a new 'lipstick' for my little sister that gave her a real good zap when she tried to use it... one of my favorites has to be when I put clear oil all over one of the hallways outside of my quarters. I expected one of my older, meaner brothers to come down the hallway. Turns out that good ol' King Bowser was headed our way instead...
[ It sounds like Iggy can hardly contain his laughter at the memory, the way he suddenly snickers and snrrrrks-- ]
...you know what they say! The bigger they are, the harder they fall, and BOY did he fall! Flat on his face, RIGHT outside my bedroom door! I had cameras set up to snap photos from every direction, too -- oh man, I thought he was gonna set me on fire for sure! AHAHAHAHAHA!
[ And there he goes, cackling madly despite the fact that, at the time, even though it had been hilarious and YES he had most certainly laughed in Bowser's face, he'd also had to run for his life and hide from the flames of absolute fury. He'd also been forced onto bathroom cleaning duties again... ]
Oh! Yeah, big family. I'm the middle child, but like, you know... what can you do~? I've got five brothers and a little sister.
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[ It's not comfortable at ALL, actually. Out of his siblings, he is the tallest and it's definitely a cramped fit, but... it is what it is. For now. ]
He's... something. [ Does Iggy sound a little disappointed? Maybe. But it's also better than having an overly aggressive Chomp. The last time was his own fault, given that he'd left it all on its own in his own personal fortress and hadn't fed it in a while... ] Oh, you know... plastic wrap over toilets, explosives in my youngest brother's favorite tennis balls, personally creating a new 'lipstick' for my little sister that gave her a real good zap when she tried to use it... one of my favorites has to be when I put clear oil all over one of the hallways outside of my quarters. I expected one of my older, meaner brothers to come down the hallway. Turns out that good ol' King Bowser was headed our way instead...
[ It sounds like Iggy can hardly contain his laughter at the memory, the way he suddenly snickers and snrrrrks-- ]
...you know what they say! The bigger they are, the harder they fall, and BOY did he fall! Flat on his face, RIGHT outside my bedroom door! I had cameras set up to snap photos from every direction, too -- oh man, I thought he was gonna set me on fire for sure! AHAHAHAHAHA!
[ And there he goes, cackling madly despite the fact that, at the time, even though it had been hilarious and YES he had most certainly laughed in Bowser's face, he'd also had to run for his life and hide from the flames of absolute fury. He'd also been forced onto bathroom cleaning duties again... ]
Oh! Yeah, big family. I'm the middle child, but like, you know... what can you do~? I've got five brothers and a little sister.