[He turns on his video - showing that he's about as tall as the Sonic here, and he's got various bits and bobs around him, with an open toolbox at his side.]

Perhaps 'alternate' isn't the best term. I didn't mean any offense.

Wait, Mr. Dr. Eggman? [Why would he have an extra title?] Either way, sounds like it's been, well, hell over there. Was Sonic able to help any?