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[wayofthehousekeeper]

Hello!

I hope this isn't too odd of a post, but I'd like to offer my services as a professional housekeeper while I'm still looking for a steady job. I have almost ten years of experience in this line of career, so I know my way around a duster or two. And I'm great at getting all kinds of stains out of rugs and clothes.

I can either do a one-time cleaning of your place, cook up a meal for you, or teach you some tips and tricks to do either yourself for a small fee.

If there's anything else you might need the expertise of a housekeeper for, I'd be happy to help.

Oh, and my name's Thoma for reference!

Comments

[wayofthehousekeeper]

I don't know if I'd have much to offer you if it's been a life long affliction... I assume you've spoken with doctors already, but given that there's people from other worlds here, it might be worth seeing if there are any doctors here who could advise you.

[ If it were just an on and off things, Thoma would have plenty of suggestions there, but this sounded a lot more serious than he could help with. ]

I know some good tea brews for giving energy though. And maybe touching someone might help as well.

[somniacs]

I will take that into consideration,
though I'd rather remain discreet and not worry my master.

[ Not that he thinks Malleus is good enough at using his phone to even catch the message... ]

I would also be willing to try anything.
Both tea and touching.
Anything is better than remaining a burden.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

Well, how about we meet up and I give you some of the tea blends I've found so far? And we can hold hands to see if a touch helps you out.

[somniacs]

Very well.
Name the place, and I will do my best to find it.

You should be able to recognize me by my silver hair and my uniform.
It is black and green.
Yourself?

[wayofthehousekeeper]

In front of the gacha restaurant then? I think everyone has stopped by there at some point or another.

Oh, I've got yellow hair, a black headband, and my clothes are black and red. I think the headband's probably the most recognizable part on me.

[somniacs]

Forgive my naiveness, but what is 'gacha'?
A type of cuisine?

[wayofthehousekeeper]

I think it means something like 'luck' or 'chance'? The meals at this particular restaurant are randomized according to your personal preferences. It's pretty fun to try out!

Just you might not always end up with a good meal if you're really unlucky. Or you'll end up with something amazing if you are.

[ Thoma's still chasing that high of a really good meal, someday he'll manage to get it... ]

[somniacs]

I can see the appeal.
It would be quite the fortune if you do luck into a delicious meal.
The lack of knowing also leaves one with a feeling of great anticipation as they wait.

[ He's getting off-track thinking of good food now... ]

Yes, with that description I should be able to find you.
Until then.

[wayofthehousekeeper]

[ That's the best kind of track to get on though! ]

I'll see you then!

[ And now it's time for him to carefully and neatly pack up his tea blends for sharing. ]