un: reiner

[hometown]

Guess where I am? 😉



[ … Was this meant to go to everyone? ]

Comments

[hometown]

Yeah. You win the award for best summary of this situation.

I swear the buttons moved on this thing. Can that happen?

[ Maybe his phone updated. Maybe he messed with the settings. Maybe he's just misremembering. Who knows! ]

[abnormalizes]

Hypothetically, sure, it could have happened! An update could have moved things around. It's also equally possible you just pressed the wrong button.

Nice picture, by the way. The lighting really emphasizes your tits.

[hometown]

My tits. [ A pause. ] I usually say "chest." But that's not a bad name for them.

Thanks. I was trying to show off a little.

[ Just not to everyone. ]

What about my arms? Do you think the shadow helped or not?

[abnormalizes]

Oh yeah, definitely! If I were into humans I'd totally be swooning.

[hometown]

That's good to hear. Swooning is the goal.

[abnormalizes]

I'm sure whoever your intended target was will appreciate it still.