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[starwill]

Hello, Ellipsa!

Are you struggling with nightmares? Or just want to have a day enjoying a cute little guy? Or you want a realistic dreamlike battle simulator? Then have no fear: Stelle's Tuskpir Loan Services is here to save your night!



And before you think this is a scam: I'm offering this service for a trial run throughout the course of the next month for absolutely free, so come and reserve a day right now while the offer's still good!

Disclaimer: One day limit per customer, first come, first serve. Stelle only has one Tuskpir, so use them wisely. Anyone who makes an attempt to eat or otherwise do cruel things to the Tuskpir will feel the wrath of Stelle's bat.

Comments

[roundandaround]

Wow, a tapir? From home?

[starwill]

Tuskpir. Completely different.

Not from home, though. A friend from the Luofu gave them to me.

[roundandaround]

They're a different species, but they still do the dream thing? Okay! How are they different? Did they evolve for space or something?

[starwill]

Dunno. I've only had this little guy for a little bit and I haven't met a tapir.

But these ones can do some special stuff besides eat dreams.

[roundandaround]

You mean that battle simulation thingy you mentioned?

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[tethered_roamer]

So how will this work after the first month?

[starwill]

Depends on how well things go.

[tethered_roamer]

Fair, but knowing will help know if this would be useful to me. So will there be an update?

[starwill]

Of course! I'd never let any potential customer in the dark.

[tethered_roamer]

Then I'll be keeping an eye on this. Potential nightmare remedies are worth that.

un: magichat

[hathasacat]

What a multi-talented little helper you have!

[starwill]

I have multiple multi-talented little helpers.

(But just one tuskpir.)

[hathasacat]

If the line isn't terribly long, I'd be quite interested in borrowing your adorable little friend for a bit of time.

[starwill]

Line hasn't been long so far.

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[mayoninofukucho]

[Cute... this is cute!! Hijikata doesn't even have a nightmare problem, he just wants to hang out with it!]

I want to reserve a day!

[He selects and sends a date right away - a day when he's not on duty and has no other plans either yet. He'll spend the entire time playing and frolicking with the tuskpir and his pokémon!]

What's its name? What does it eat? Can you elaborate on the dreamlike battle simulator part?

[starwill]

I don't think they have a name...?

Also it mostly just eats dreams. Well, the battle simulator allows you to basically fight figures from the past in more difficult forms as training.

[mayoninofukucho]

So I get to train in my sleep and that also feeds it?

[Talk about convenient!! And he'll get to dream-spar with upgraded historical figures specifically?! He wonders if he'll meet alternatives of people he knows from other universes.]

How'd you get a pet like this?

[starwill]

Yep.

I became a coach to a friend who needed some help, so another friend of mine gave them to me.

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[onesurvived]

[Eva wasn't about to admit that she was struggling to sleep without nightmares as the anniversary of the awful family conference was coming around... she was miserable, sleep-deprived, and generally in an utterly foul mood.

Eva, more than anything else, really needed a decent night's sleep right now!

So this offer certainly was tempting. Although as it came from someone she didn't know, she was a little wary.]

What's the catch?

[starwill]

There isn't one...?

Well, except for asking for a review after use.

[onesurvived]

I suppose that's reasonable.

So, what, does the little guy feed on nightmares and battle-dreams?

[That sounds so weird to say, but...well, this world was weird.]

[starwill]

Nightmares, mostly.

The battle dreams are mostly... meant for people who like battles, I guess?

/rolls in late | un: edmond

[sapphireknight]

[Squint.]

A 'realistic dreamlike battle simulator'?

[starwill]

That is what I wrote.

[sapphireknight]

[Okay, yes, she has him there.]

I apologise.
I was surprised.

Can you explain what that means?