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[mayoninofukucho]

[Hijikata wanted to wait until the new year before making any stand-alone network posts, given that he agreed to keep this incriminating username until then - he really needs to stop making bets with demons just because it's the full moon cycle and he feels invincible! -, but he simply can't contain his joy over his regained powers. When he comes online, he looks beyond excited.]

Everyone who's been to other worlds across the multiverse needs to know about the Potion of Lost Powers that Riki is selling!! I bought one a week ago, and I have my death magic from Avalon back! I can see ghosts again - and exorcise them, too!

[Coming from someone who got scared shitless in pretty much every haunted house Ellipsa's ever had, this delight seems out of place... but in truth, ghosts are a lot less scary if he can do something about them!]

Next, I'm aiming for the Potion of New Powers... any of you guys who know Wendy, be prepared for another Dragon Slayer!! Well, if it works out, that is.

[He better not be denied for not having a dragon mentor... but Wendy seemed optimistic, so he will be, too!]

You guys should all seriously think about it! The stronger we are, the more we can accomplish!

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[roundandaround]

Oh, right. Uh... hmm. I guess then I'd be the Donut Slayer... or the Onigiri Slayer... or the Celery Slayer... I guess there's a lot of options!

[mayoninofukucho]

How about the Round Food Slayer? If colours are allowed, then shapes should be, too!

[She'd honestly be more powerful than one might expect at first. There are so many round savoury food, pastries and candies!]

[roundandaround]

Wah! That's so cool, Hijikata-san! That'd be the best thing ever!

[mayoninofukucho]

Think about it, Rinku-chan! As long as it isn't someone's unique power yet, it's up for grabs!

[Not that this is her only option - much as he'd love to have her as his fellow novice Dragon Slayer, with so many worlds with amazing powers represented here, he wants her to find her own path.]

[roundandaround]

Yeah, that sounds really cool! Oh, but there's everything else out there too... Wait, if I'd be round food, wouldn't you be mayo? Since you always have some and it's your favourite thing, anyway. It's gotta be easier to eat than stuff like fire or colours!

[mayoninofukucho]

I'm really considering it... I'd just always have it with me! But then, I imagine a situation in which my mayonnaise has run out and I can't get any more. What'd I do them? If I picked something more broad, like Yellow, I could still eat mayonnaise, but many other things too - like autumn leaves or sand.

...

On second thought, that sounds awful.

[roundandaround]

It's hard to imagine you running out of mayonnaise in the first place, Hijikata-san. And sand sounds really gross.

[mayoninofukucho]

Right?! Wendy makes it look so easy when she eats clouds and whatnot!

[This is such a challenge!! 'Mayonnaise Slayer' is definitely staying on his list of options!]

[roundandaround]

It always made me want to eat a cloud in real life, but I guess clouds are made out of water anyway so it's fine, huh?

[mayoninofukucho]

Yeah. Wendy has it good; sky stuff won't give you a stomach ache! I'll need to do some serious thinking before I decide.

[He can't fuck this up! It's one of the most important decisions he's going to make in his isekai life!]

[roundandaround]

I feel bad for people with weird ones now. Though I guess if you picked Earth you'd have to be one of those people who eats dirt and rocks like that health food craze.

[mayoninofukucho]

People do that without even getting magical attacks from it?

[He may be a complete meathead, but he's never jumped on any health food trends! He likes his izakaya- and street stall meals too much for that.]

Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[roundandaround]

I don't really get it, but I've never tried eating dirt! But it probably doesn't taste very good, so you probably shouldn't.

[mayoninofukucho]

Trust me, I won't.

[He's already started ruminating... what would be halfway palatable, but also readily available in many areas including the Segments?]

Water would be really useful and easy to ingest, but I don't feel like it suits me. I can't just pick something with the wrong vibe based on versatility alone! I'm going to have to make a few lists.

[roundandaround]

Maybe you could take a bunch of whatever it is along just in case? There's lots of items for that! Like the lip balm and the Hammerspace Purse!

[mayoninofukucho]

The lip balm? What lip balm?

[Did he miss a new item release? His eyes usually skip right over (in the broadest sense) cosmetics!]

[roundandaround]

Hm... wait, is it actually a lip balm or can you just use it that way? Oh, yeah! The glue stick. I kinda forgot what it's supposed to be since it can be anything.

[mayoninofukucho]

Oh, the Spread Stick! I use mine for mayonnaise.

[Yet another way he could - and does - always carry his "element" with him!]

[roundandaround]

Wait, doesn't that mean you're already never gonna run out, though?

[mayoninofukucho]

That's true, with my usual provisions and the Spread Stick, I should be well-equipped! I think I'll start keeping it in my Storage Gloves. Right now, I keep my cigarettes there, but mayonnaise is going to be more important... unless I choose smoke. That'd work with both my cigarettes and smoke from my fire! But it might be too close to fire, and I can't pick that.

[They keep circling back to the mayonnaise! Maybe he should just go with what his heart wants.]

[roundandaround]

Oh, that's true... and isn't smoke inhalation bad? I don't think that counts as a poison for our poison immunity, right? I think.

[mayoninofukucho]

Dragon Slayers can ingest their element without taking any damage from it! That's the beauty of it.

[Much as he appreciates Rinku's help, he doesn't want her to overuse her brain cells on his challenge, so...]

I'll let you know what it ends up being. And you have to tell me if you do become the Round Food Dragon Slayer!

[roundandaround]

Yeah, definitely! But there's so many other powers out there, I'm gonna have to think really hard about it! Thanks, Hijikata-san!

[mayoninofukucho]

Absolutely, take your time deciding! I know you'll make the choice that suits you best.

[He wonders... what if she were to become a magical girl? It'd be cute! But no, this is Rinku. It's probably more likely that she'll acquire ancient eldrich god powers and somehow manage to do good with them.]

[roundandaround]

[Rinku smiles, completely oblivious to the vision in Hijikata's head.]

I'm gonna! And save up a ton of moon coins too! ...Although saving money is kinda hard and I am gonna give a bunch of presents this year and I gotta take Mary-chan to the zoo and I wanna take Neechan food so she doesn't have to get so much takeout and...

[Saving enough for new powers might be an ordeal.]