ellipsanet | un:bluejustice

[So he's been told he's not...well, he's an oddity, but not 'hunt down and experiment on' kind. It takes a few days to get his nerves to talk on social media, but if he's just accepted as another person, if blue and furry, he wants to really experience it himself.]

[So the camera turns and there is a smiling blue hedgehog who may be familiar looking to some.]

Helllllooooo power people! It's ya boy, Sonic, 2.0! I'm aware some of you know version 1, that's not me. You can tell by the emphasis on more blue. [He lifts up his arms to show the blue goes all the way down instead of the tan.] I'm a touch more compact for more aerodynamics and in my humble opinion, I'm more adorable. [He winks to the camera.] Also I'm like twoish years younger, but it's understandable if you can't clock a space hedgehog's age by appearance alone.

EN! E! WAY!

I'm new in town, been looking around, very nice place. Heard a bit about the Darkness, don't love that, would love to get in on the action of kicking it's butt. Not much for nerd talk, but I'm fast and hit like a truck, great at recon and search and rescue, and a good old frontal assault for anyone who wants quest buddies. Been working on teamwork stuff, not doing half bad.

But don't worry, I'm not all about business! This Hedgehog is here for trying new things and making friends. Already joined the Music Club, supes excited for that. What else do people like to do for fun, what are the sights, what's the thing you keep trying to get people to go with you to, I'm down to try anything once so long it's no more than slightly illegal, so hit me up. [He may or may not be joking about the light crimes.]

Also I have a dog, will take recommendations for dog parks and vets.

Also vets or human doctors who can do space hedgehogs, that may actually be important. Unless one of the powers is healing? Is that a thing?

Oh! I'm winter! So anyone down to teach that stuff, hit me up. New powers sound cool!

Hope you have a great day! Blue Blur signing out! [Have a salute as he signs off.]

((Potentially movie 3 spoilers in the tags. Please let me know to avoid!))

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The bright side is that you're okay and not hurt. I could give less of a shit about the power outage honestly.

[Some people will disagree, but they can stuff it.]

I'm fine! It was just-surprising?

[Though at least they should come on in a few minutes.]

That's good. It's good we started with the headband, too, my suit would've been stronger.

[Oh, here's the stairs up.]

[UP THE STAIRS.]

Haha, well its not like-

Its actually really weird to describe.

Abnormalities have WEIRD priorities.

You thought you wanted to kill me, right?

[Said like it's no big deal.]

...VERY concerning you just say it like that.

It's not like Big Bird was quiet about it, and that was a gift from them, so.

[Shrug.]

Big Bird needs to figure out what protecting means.

That's probably not going to happen anytime soon, sorry.

[Nggggh.]

Right. Okay. Yeah. Right.

[Will take over in the tugging, time to find some out of the way place because he can't run fast enough to sort his head, so time to just be safe.]

[Once they're tucked away in some corner or another...]

Do you want a hug?

...I usually say yes, but its.

I'm finding out a lot of things and its a lot?

Okay. Take your time. You can yell at me if it'd help any?

Why would I yell at you?

Because that freaked you out and it's my fault for not telling you it was a bad idea?

[Seems obvious to her.]

....

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

[?????]

....

You know what, kneel down.

[You're too tall for his plan.]

[All 5'2" of her!

Kneels down. Is he going to hit her? That's probably fine too she guesses??]

[He's three foot, that's still too tall.]

[He meets her eyes.]

[Gives her an intense look.]

[Hands go up to the side of her head.]

[BONK]

[Have a very light headbutt.]

Bad thoughts go away!

[When in doubt, just be a silly little guy.]

[Bonked????]

What, that's it?

I could always give you a noogey.

I can go fast enough that your hair will defy gravity.

Well, I guess, if that's...

[Mmrmmgn.]

I'm really, really glad you're okay.

I had the idea. I wanted to try the idea.

[He pokes her forehead as he leans back.]

I don't offer my quills for nothing either.

Its not your fault something weird happened and you shouldn't let people yell or hurt you just because you couldn't predict freakish quill thing happening.

I get it, I just... if something really bad had happened to you, I would have felt worse than I would from being yelled at. Even if it wasn't my fault.

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