Not to worry. I came up with a contingency plan already.

[That "contingency plan" arose when his partner Mari forced him to accept a personal cooler to use at work, and it was very much her idea rather than his, but details!! He holds on to the mayonnaise bag as if it contained ancient treasure.]

That man is truly...

[He cuts himself off and shakes his head.]

Let's avoid discussing him. As long as there are people like you and the others who helped save my mayonnaise, we can deal with people like him.