un: DYNAMIGHT, text

[boombam]

[Katsuki had been turned into a vampire a few days ago, and he's just been SO bothered by it the whole time since. No matter how many times his friends try to comfort him and reassure him that being a vampire doesn't change who he is as a person, he feels so...... evil. And he hates it.

He needs to know he's not alone in this. So that's why he's making this post today.]

So. Vampires.

Those are apparently a thing.

Anyone else dumb enough to get turned into one or is that just me and my stupid ass?

Comments

UN: SomaliHottie

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

is it bad im glad it aint just me?

[boombam]

If it is then I must be the world's biggest asshole. Because the whole point of me asking if anyone else has turned is to find someone that can relate.

I don't know if it's a good thing that other people can relate. But it makes me feel better knowing I'm not the only idiot who let this happen.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

my ex girlfriend told me vampires are sexy. But only the ones that sparkle

and we dont sparkle in the fucking sun

i guess if it sucks at least it sucks less if it sucks for all of us?

idk

the vamps broke down my fucking door. and ate me.

and not in the fun way.

[boombam]

What the hell kind of vampires sparkle? I'd hate to be one of those. If I'm going to be something this stupid and evil at least let me have the cool super powers that come with it.

[This poor guy and his ex who thought vampires were hot... Katsuki can just imagine how mad he must feel now that he's one after the breakup.]

Sorry they broke into your home. That's a step too far even for monsters. Can't they just stick to the people that are outside already?

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

some weird romance shit

idk what to tell you

sparkling would be uncool but burning sucks

we cant win

so we evil now?

i dont feel evil

and guess i was so fucking tasty they decided they didnt wanna wait for me to come out

ripped me out through a hole in the door

[boombam]

I feel evil. I hate being something that needs to feed off of humans. It's not right.

Also that sounds like a fucking horror movie.

I hope you've since patched that hole.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

I dont

I mean Im a talking cat

but i get what you mean

we got a new door i had money saved

[boombam]

Yeah. I can't say I'd be surprised if a talking cat cared about drinking human blood.

Good job getting the new door though.

[ikissedaboyandlikedit]

Thanks. And yeah. Like if it was other cats and dogs I'd probably feel real weird about it.

Sorry that sucks for you.

I should get a leather jacket. Vampires wear those, right? The cool ones do anyway.