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ellipsanet2025-06-25 02:09 pm
dadbeatdad) wrote in ellipsanet2025-06-25 02:09 pm
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[On your screen is suddenly a red curtain and words pop up as the sultry voice of Lucifer reads said words aloud.]
Are you looking to change for the better? Do you want to improve some part of you and aren't sure where to start? Do you need support for your goals and ambitions?
Perhaps you just want to have a safe place to sit, self reflect, and speak to a trained professional about the thoughts in your head?
Well look no longer, valued citizen! BECAUSE!
[The curtain draws open and the Haven Hotel and Lucifer are revealed. Lucifer's six wings expand with red and white feathers as he smiles with his sharp teeth.]
The Haven Hotel is here for you! Come check in at this wonderful hotel and tell us how we can help you! We have trained therapists!
[There are flashes of pictures of his therapy staff, namely a girl with red hair, a pony, and a couple of Ellipsa locals.]
We have workshops to help you fine tune that new hobby you're pursuing.
[A flash of their workshop room, one of them filled with rubber ducks.]
And we offer walk-in counseling sessions for those days when you just need someone to talk to. Located in scenic Dayrise, we are here to help make your day, your year, and your life a better one. Come on down for a free tour!
Also, we have an indoor swimming pool that's open year round!
So come on in to the Haven Hotel. Your Safe Haven for your self-betterment.
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Are you looking to change for the better? Do you want to improve some part of you and aren't sure where to start? Do you need support for your goals and ambitions?
Perhaps you just want to have a safe place to sit, self reflect, and speak to a trained professional about the thoughts in your head?
Well look no longer, valued citizen! BECAUSE!
[The curtain draws open and the Haven Hotel and Lucifer are revealed. Lucifer's six wings expand with red and white feathers as he smiles with his sharp teeth.]
The Haven Hotel is here for you! Come check in at this wonderful hotel and tell us how we can help you! We have trained therapists!
[There are flashes of pictures of his therapy staff, namely a girl with red hair, a pony, and a couple of Ellipsa locals.]
We have workshops to help you fine tune that new hobby you're pursuing.
[A flash of their workshop room, one of them filled with rubber ducks.]
And we offer walk-in counseling sessions for those days when you just need someone to talk to. Located in scenic Dayrise, we are here to help make your day, your year, and your life a better one. Come on down for a free tour!
Also, we have an indoor swimming pool that's open year round!
So come on in to the Haven Hotel. Your Safe Haven for your self-betterment.
un: 六耳獼猴
Very nice, my love. I've been meaning to ask if there's anything I can do to help around the hotel, since I'm occupying two of your workers. Actually three since half of the sessions are taking up Cole's time.
--By the way, feel free to steal my soul anytime. [ What, if he doesn't flirt people will worry. ]
Re: un: 六耳獼猴
Hehehe. We both know you'd give it to me~
Re: un: 六耳獼猴
Draw people in, me? [ Cute. ]
[ A low chuckle ] I'd make you work for it as much as I could before giving in completely. That's the proper order to these things with you and me. And after I gave it to you, where's the fun if I don't try and take it back? [ Macaque would lose that fight but the chase would be enjoyable as, pardon the expression, hell. ]