dadbeatdad: (Luci icon 102)
Lucifer ([personal profile] dadbeatdad) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet2025-06-25 02:09 pm

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corpsewarblade: (I'm sorry Junko)

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[personal profile] corpsewarblade 2025-06-27 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Yeah, she doesn't want to chance other people seeing this, so just going anon whilst she puts out feelers- I mean, this guy is calling himself 'KingofHell'.]

When you say change for the better... what does 'better' look like to you? Do you think anyone can change?

There's two opposing units. Two sets of people. And I'm stuck.
corpsewarblade: (Tired and disappointing)

[personal profile] corpsewarblade 2025-06-27 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I don't know exactly what better is supposed to look like?

I just know something needs to change and that I can't pursue conflicting objectives. But I guess you said that in your message, that it was fine if we didn't know where to start?