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ellipsanet2023-04-03 04:41 pm
bahahahaha) wrote in ellipsanet2023-04-03 04:41 pm
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video; un: King Iggy
[ As the screens of everyone's various devices flicker to life, it's quiet for a few moments. The background remains black, all except for the rather ominous glare of someone's glasses in the darkness. ]
So. I've been here for a few weeks, and I gotta tell ya... other than a few statues wreaking havoc, this place kinda sucks. It lacks variety. It lacks fun, y'know? So, tell me your ideas of 'fun'. Also--
[ The figure leans out of frame for a second, fumbling as he struggles to reach for a light, too lazy to even get up -- and as the light comes on, he flails back into center again as his seat nearly topples over with his weight. He clears his throat and laces his clawed fingers together, resting his chin on them as he props his elbows up on the table he sits at. ]
--ahem. Anyways! Fun. What do you do around here for that? 'Cause I'm getting boooooored~ And when I get boooooored things haaaaaappen~ I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt to make a little fun of my own, but no one here really deserves that just yet.
[ He suddenly begins laughing stupidly hard, as if he's just made the funniest joke in the entire world. ]
I'm gonna ask that no one talks about making friends or any of that crap, though. I'm not about that. I'm just here for a good time, and I generally tend to spend most of my time alone anyways. Unless I can interest anyone in becoming my minions, but y'know. That's probably a little too much to ask. Maybe.
So. I've been here for a few weeks, and I gotta tell ya... other than a few statues wreaking havoc, this place kinda sucks. It lacks variety. It lacks fun, y'know? So, tell me your ideas of 'fun'. Also--
[ The figure leans out of frame for a second, fumbling as he struggles to reach for a light, too lazy to even get up -- and as the light comes on, he flails back into center again as his seat nearly topples over with his weight. He clears his throat and laces his clawed fingers together, resting his chin on them as he props his elbows up on the table he sits at. ]
--ahem. Anyways! Fun. What do you do around here for that? 'Cause I'm getting boooooored~ And when I get boooooored things haaaaaappen~ I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt to make a little fun of my own, but no one here really deserves that just yet.
[ He suddenly begins laughing stupidly hard, as if he's just made the funniest joke in the entire world. ]
I'm gonna ask that no one talks about making friends or any of that crap, though. I'm not about that. I'm just here for a good time, and I generally tend to spend most of my time alone anyways. Unless I can interest anyone in becoming my minions, but y'know. That's probably a little too much to ask. Maybe.
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[ Which... actually, yeah, if he can handle being on the offense in the great wide open wilderness against Fawful and his forces, then this will be a cake walk. ]
Foooor now. Sometimes ants have to be stepped on, and I do very much enjoy poking dangerous things with sharp sticks...
Lame! That sucks, but maaaaybe we can get you another one somehow? Or build one.
I suppose so! [ He rubs his chin, looking thoughtful. ] It would definitely make getting hold of one a whole lot easier.