video; un: RUDEBUSTER

[ultimateheal]

[It's a purple lizard-like person, wearing a long jacket and ripped jeans (she didn't arrive in them, but she sure went and bought an exact looking pair). She looks a bit awkward. Maybe this was a bad idea after all...? But at the same time she really needed some tips.]

So, uh. I've never been in a world with so many humans before. Is there something I should... know about? Like, what kind of stuff should I and should I not be doing?

Cause I could, I guess, try and follow some rules. So I don't stir up trouble.

[Just 'could' she makes no promises.]

Also free meals for two months seems too good be true. Are they serious about that? Or will I sign myself up for some bullshit by enjoyin' them?

Well, more bullshit than this already is I guess.

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[ultimateheal]

Huh. Guess that makes sense... but man, a job huh? Never had one.

[What is she gonna do about that when the time comes? Ugh. Maybe there's something like a professional hero...]

Honestly, I just know one human who lives in our town. They're a friend, but I sometimes don't really get what they're thinking. Though it seems they've adapted pretty well to living with monsters.

[She's never really questioned it.]

Otherwise, most human mentions are from different media. Like horror films.

[happydreamed]

There are plenty of entry-level positions open. The locals are generally very willing to hire otherworlders without much of a resume, as long as they're willing to work.

-I'm uncertain horror movies would give you a good idea of any species. They certainly have fewer chainsaws than you would expect from such a thing.

[ultimateheal]

I guess I'll look into them closer to when I need to find one. It's not like I need to yet, right?

[With her rent also paid for now.]

Kind of disappointing really, I was looking forward to human apocalypse so I could show those movies I could survive them easily.

[happydreamed]

Not yet, no. Take your time settling in.

What exactly makes a human apocalypse?