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[divineliar]

do you all prefer ketchup or mustard on your sushi?



open forum for other underrated food opinions.

Comments

anonymous (cw: going "die" over an internet dispute but in a vintage way)

[bombdemon]

please commit seppuku

[divineliar]

what's that?

[He full well knows what it is.]

cw continues

[bombdemon]

It's when you delete your blasphemous post from the network and then delete yourself.

[ to be fair this could be metaphorical. maybe ]

Text - UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE COMMITTING CULINARY WAR CRIMES?!

HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE HEARD OF THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS?!

keeping anon

[divineliar]

never heard of them.

what do they have to do with this?

text; UN: psychicgirl

[yersavior]

WHY WOULD YA RUIN GOOD SUSHI LIKE THAT!?

keeping anon

[divineliar]

because fish taste is awful and needs to be covered.

un: thanatos

[inevitablerest]

Why must you be a constant source of embarrassment, Loki.

attempt at keeping anon

[divineliar]

[How does he always know--]

loki? who's that. never heard of them.

text | un: goingviral

[gotmegoingviral]

no.

keeping anon

[divineliar]

got better ideas?

[roundandaround]

Is this like that weird food at the fair?

[divineliar]

sushi itself is a weird food. ketchup at least makes it seem normal.

[He doesn't necessarily think this. But it's mostly because he doesn't want to touch fish so he doesn't know how it would taste like.]

un: hystericbunny

[itaidol]

I mean if you have to put something, the correct answer is obviously wasamayo.

keeping anon

[divineliar]

you're not in cahoots with that mayo cop are you?

text; un: cute&savage

[colorsinmyhead]

That’s definitely… a bold choice 😅 I think I'll stick with danmuji or maybe soy sauce.

keeping anon

[divineliar]

what's danmuji?

text; un: godofdeath (cw: reference to cannibalism)

[bleatingdeath]

I have never had it with or without sauce so I am afraid I cannot comment on your query.

Some followers enjoy the taste of personal flesh so take that as you will.

keeping anon

[divineliar]

that certainly took a turn.

un: sadist / text

[impinge]

Why are there more of you freaks?

keeping anon

[divineliar]

there are? where, where?

UN: FireStarter

[foxfireheart]

I think that one teacher of mine in high school would hunt down whoever made this post and make them pay for it... He was real serious about his sushi.

That said, ketchup goes on Kraft Dinner. Duh.

keeping anon

[divineliar]

well, I guess some people need to start running if he ever shows up.

what's kraft dinner?

Text; UN: D6

[shamtagonist]

Ketchup but only if it's mixed with some mayo. Like a 50/50 ratio.
Ngl those are both kinda mid choices, though.
The best way to enjoy sushi is with a little applesauce or strawberry syrup! But the syrup has to be the thick stuff otherwise it's way too messy.
And then, for the pièce de résistance, you wrap it up in a slice of American cheese!
(That's that yellow cheese that looks kind of like it might be plastic and the slices come individually wrapped in case you don't know what that is.)

keeping anon

[divineliar]

so mayotchup.

how beautiful. what a culinary find! they should serve that next time in the fair. It's so colorful too, no one will be able to resist it.