ellipsanet | Video | UN: MelodyMania

[The video starts with Max lounging outside in Dayrise somewhere. His feet are up and he's sipping a drink with a little umbrella in it. He looks to the camera and grins.]

So! We always have new people coming on in and I know some of you at the Charity Auction were trying to win my services. Figured what better time to introduce myself and offer said services.

I'm Maximillian Victor Davis. You can call me Max or Mr. Davis, if you like.

I grant wishes. For a price, of course. If it is within my power to give, I do. And trust me, I can do quite a lot.

So! If you are interested in talking shop. Do you need something? Want something? Wanna refinance that bargain you made with someone else? Hit me up.

This musical fae god is just a call away and so are your wishes coming true.

The price range, you ask? Since I know some of you are like; but what's it cost?

I charge on a sliding scale of how much your wish is worth to you. So it can range from a small minor favor to you selling me your soul. But don't worry. I haven't bought anyone's souls here in Ellipsa. Yet.

Chat with you soon~

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Does this count as a business advertisement?

[ Some applause that feels somewhere between genuine and slightly sarcastic. ]

Very nice presentation.

[ Macaque still seems tense. He has something he wants, but he doesn't think another deal would help him unless it took his memories and he wouldn't abandon Choco like that. ]

[ Maybe what he needs is a trusted friend or two who will listen. ]

I can provide satisfied customer testimonials if anyone wants!

Depends. Are you a cop now?

Why thank you~ [He does a dramatic bow while seated. He smiles at the camera.]

Care to join me for a drink?

[He snaps his fingers and there is a guitar riff.]

The door nearest you is now a hedge gate. Just step through and you'll come out behind me. [He points his thumb over his shoulder at the doorway behind him.]

Once you're through, the hedge gate will disappear.

I think I'd really suck at being a cop.

[ He's genuinely embarrassed that Max sees through him so efficiently. But not enough to decline the invitation. ]

I can make my own portals, you know. [ He shouldn't and it hurts but he refuses to be defined by the Bitchy Snake God's taboos. ]

But yeah, sure. [ There's a "thank you" in there somewhere. Macaque goes to the door and walks through. ]

Nah. You're the kind of cop the world needs. So yes. It's an advert.

Eh? Why's that? I don't -- well, I guess I solve crimes sometimes, ish.

A musical… fae… god??

[Sorry about your sales pitch Max but that’s the part of this that Amari latched onto. There are fairies and gods here??? (Oh honey you’ve got a big storm coming.)]

[As soon as Macaque walks through the door, there is a drink and lawn chair waiting for him next to Max's. Just on the sidewalk. Why? Because he can.]

I know you can. Buuuut I figured I would be a good friend and offer to portal you for once. It's nice to have someone else offer for once, right?

Have a seat. Relax. Kick up your feet and chill with me, Macaque.

Because you're sweet, nice, try to understand people, and violence is your least favorite option.

That's me! But please, call me Max.

And trust me. You haven't seen anything yet.

Max…-san.

[He did say that Mr. Davis was fine, and Mister was what westerners used for -san, right? Ahh, but was that too informal for a god? She seems preoccupied with this debate, fretting and fidgeting. It takes her a second to continue.]

Um. I-I’m Amari. Nice to meet you.

[She bows to the camera a little awkwardly.]

This place really does keep getting weirder every day, doesn’t it?

Edited 2025-09-09 18:33 (UTC)

That doesn't sound like cops at all. I mean, Hijikata-san's nice sometimes, like to me, but he also yells all the time. And Edmond-san doesn't seem to like many people at all.

Macaque's expression softens. "Your consideration is nice. Right now it's just a spite thing. Not towards you." Towards a Snake God who can go fuck themselves.

He takes a seat. "Chilling might be a bit beyond me, but I'll do my best."

Are your wishes capable of bringing items from our worlds here?

[Look, they have a hunch that if they can bring a certain eye based relic here? Then things might go easier with their plan.]

What kind of wishes can you make?

That works. Nice to meet you too, Amari-san. And yes it does. But hey! We're all a little weird here and that isn't so bad.

I think I've heard of those two. Pretty sure I read a doujin with them in it. They were using mayo in very...creative ways.

And honestly? Sounds like they might be kinda typical cops.

"I am all for supporting your spite while also supporting your health," Max says with a nod.

"Whatever chill you can being, no matter how small, if fine by me. I know you've got a lot weighing on you right now. Hard to chill with that on you."

Pause.

"I see why you sent the door instead of letting me portal. You saw all the etchings on my soul when you were--" Soul-fucking him? Is that the right term?

He picks up the drink. "Touche."

Edited 2025-09-10 01:25 (UTC)

The writers at the Otherworlder Fan Merch Store seem very nice and write interesting stories but I don't really think I want to know what they think mayo is for!

[Leave it to someone to actually ask for something he can't do. Directly.]

So I know of means to bring items from our worlds here, yes. Though it is a time consuming process.

The big question is are the items magical and important or non-magical and mundane?

All kinds! My limits depend upon the rules of this world, more or less.

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