text; un: akemi (Locked away from Mami and Sayaka, just in case)

[alljustforher]

I'm not sure how necessary this warning ends up being, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

If you ever see a small, white creature, going by the name Incubator or Kyubey, I advice you all not to listen to a word they say. Anything they have to offer is a not worth it and all you would do is fall into their trap.

Especially do not, under any circumstances, accept the contract they offer.

Here is a picture drawn by my friend to show what the creature looks like.

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[abnormalizes]

Exactly. The mortality rate's really bad.

[alljustforher]

Sounds like you're on a well earned vacation here, then.

[abnormalizes]

Sure am. I hope you get to relax a little here, too.

[alljustforher]

At least so far, yes.

[abnormalizes]

Hopefully your local menace stays away and you can continue enjoying yourself.

Would it be funny if I hit on it? It's really not my type, but I will absolutely make sure to flirt with it if it would make you laugh.

[alljustforher]

I don't think it would make it react any differently, so it wouldn't really be that funny. Thank you for the thought, however.

[abnormalizes]

Manipulative and boring. The worst combination.

[alljustforher]

And not even your type. Talk about horrible combination of bad traits.

[abnormalizes]

No redeeming qualities whatsoever.