text | un: leonhart

[lyingheart]

( this message will play as audio using David Attenborough's voice. . )

If a very large owl-cat griffon approaches you and attempts to beg for chocolate, give him nothing. He knows better.

Comments

un: abnormalitylover, text

[abnormalizes]

Noted! Is he allergic?

[lyingheart]

It's toxic. Mildly toxic, given his mass. He's still too featherbrained not to try to keep eating it. He seems to really like the scent.

un: happyaround

[roundandaround]

It must be bad for him, huh?

[lyingheart]

He'll throw up and writhe around and then start feeling better and try again.

[roundandaround]

Sometimes animals are like that. They wanna try the stuff they're not allowed to. Wait, everyone's like that, not just animals...

[lyingheart]

It's a very everyone problem, you're saying.

I think you're right.

[roundandaround]

If there's something everyone can have but you, wouldn't you want it?

un: cute&savage

[colorsinmyhead]

Ok. But what can he have then? Because he sounds adorable and I can't just ignore him.

UN: Sourpuss, Text

[luckynumber13]

I swear some times it seems like the less you can tolerate chocolate the more you crave it.

Do you want us to tell you where he is if we see him or is he fine making his own way home?

[ Considering the David Attenborough Dick is pretty sure the griffon is a pet ]