un: kamisatoayato (video)

[acquirement]

{ yet again, when ayato turns on the camera to do an announcement, he's only half in the screen. part of his face is concealed, just about showing the lower half of his face, shoulders and chest. sadly he's willing to recognise that while he could just type this out, it would take him an awfully long time and while he could just do voice, it doesn't grab attention in the same way.

so, here we are. }

Hello, again.

Last time I voiced something on here it was regarding information I found on the past of this world. I'm still trying to uncover more, but I have started assembling information pamphlets for those that arrive and would like a deeper understanding of the world we're in with what I have already.

On that note, I've managed to acquire a job at the government here with the title 'Otherworldy Ambassador'. Granted, it is not as fancy as it may seem. I'm merely working on a proposition that will aid all of us in these new circumstances, along with the citizens here who are dealing with the changes. I have gathered support from Olwen for this, if only because he understands there is more needed to ensuring people's safety after they are brought here.

I'm reaching out here today to see if there is any interest in helping in any form. While I cannot promise paid jobs right away, I will say there are means we can use to work with the government for extra posts, if anyone is interested. Otherwise, I seek collaboration with anyone wishing to set up a business or charity that may be related to this. I'm considering aspects such as combat, strategy, supply line management and other logistics, counselling... as you can see, there is likely something that may be helpful for most. Of course, this is not the only route nor am I likely the only person trying to work towards something like this, I'm merely offering my expertise if anyone should wish to use it. It's still a work in progress, after all, with hopefully an office or a meeting point ready to be used next month.

{ pending business licencing and all }

Please feel free to respond here or send something to my inbox directly, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

{ at least this message wasn't an essay. }

Comments

[acquirement]

Why not both? Unless you're concerned you'll be too busy from your business to do the occasional routine?

[localweirdo]

Perhaps I might. I did manage to do some poetry battles on the side as I walk around in the forest.

Would you like to hear one of my poems?

[acquirement]

{ there's a brief moment where he wonders how this network message devolved into this, but then he's quickly remembering who he's speaking to.

of course it did. }

Very well, I'm intrigued to hear what you'd write.

[localweirdo]

[Don't question it, Ayato. It's best not to think about it when talking with Hu Tao.]

Oh the moonlight glows
How the world looks so proudly
At its own people
See how hard they are working
Steady as the beat
We will always see it through

[acquirement]

It's somehow softer than I expected.

{ in other words he expected more comedy. }

[localweirdo]

Is that so? Perhaps I should make it harsher? What would you recommend?

[acquirement]

{ a small laugh follows }

Perhaps 'softer' was not the correct word, I expected more humour for someone so enamoured with comedy.

[localweirdo]

I could. Let try that again.

[Then she cleared her throat...!]

There once was a man who ate a shoe
Who went straight to flew
For he did not know what to do
What a pity for he did not know who
That he placed his shoe together with some glue.

[acquirement]

Ah, now that sounds more like something I expected.

{ much more ridiculous and nonsensical!!! }

[localweirdo]

Now how about you? Shall you come up with some poetry as well?

[acquirement]

Very well. Something short shouldn't be too much trouble.

{ his hand raises to his mouth, thoughtful, then: }

You are hopelessly
lost Without me, as I am
leader on our walks

{ did he just say a haiku about dog walks

yes. yes he did. }

[localweirdo]

[ . . . . ]

Leader that you are
Walking with others seems fun
Although I wonder
Just what you are walking with

[acquirement]

{ first kaomojis, now this... but sure, try guessing, hu tao. }

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

{ ah, now he wants to pet taroumaru }

[localweirdo]

Oh, you mean a dog!

A dog that will lie
For he dares not to defy
He is definitely someone who will comply
As I am sure he will be a good ally

[She said with a giggle.]

I wasn't aware that you had a dog back home!

[acquirement]

I did not.

{ he doesn't miss a beat as he says it }

Though I did often borrow my staff's whenever I had a moment to take a stroll.

[localweirdo]

I see.

Is there any other animals that you usually take out on strolls? Because it certainly seems like this is something you do often.

[acquirement]

Why would I take out any other animals?

{ what do you take him for, a disney princess??? }

[localweirdo]

Because you seem to be the type of person who likes animals.

[acquirement]

{ that's a little funny to hear. }

Not unconditionally, though I have a friend who does.

[localweirdo]

Oh? Care to tell me who is this friend of yours who likes so many animals?

[acquirement]

Conveniently, the same one who could help you with cooking.

[localweirdo]

Oh? Is someone who can cook and likes animals?

He seems like someone who could be the ideal husband!

[acquirement]

Goodness me, don't you have a short list of what an ideal husband would be?

{ excuse you hu tao????????? }

[localweirdo]

Only if you think that I do.

[And she'll leave it at that.]

[acquirement]

Two is an incredibly small number.