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ellipsanet2026-06-01 04:31 pm
boombam) wrote in ellipsanet2026-06-01 04:31 pm
un: DYNAMIGHT, text
Have you ever wanted to be a Super Hero?
Have you ever wanted to help the Heroes do their job?
If your answer is yes to either of those questions, keep reading.
Myself (Bakugo Katsuki), my best friend (Midoriya Izuku), and my boyfriend (Todoroki Shoto) are opening something called a "Hero Agency". Back in our world being a Hero is something required of our society and you can find them anywhere. It's normal and fun to come up with a Hero name and a costume and to kick Villains asses. And you get paid for it. An agency is a place where you can call to get Heroes straight to your door without having to deal with all the legalities and hang ups that make the shitty cops late or refuse to help. You call us and we'll take care of whatever-- or whoever-- is bothering you.
[So those cases where you're being harassed but cops won't do anything about it? A Hero will come punch them in the mouth for you!!!!]
And before any smartasses say anything: I know that we're all brought here to be Heroes and to help this world. I'm not saying you have to join our Agency to be one or that we'll look down on people who call themselves Heroes but haven't joined. We just want to bring our culture from home to anyone who wants to partake in it. And the cops sure as hell ain't quick enough when it comes to responding to danger.
[He'd know, since he was a policeman for a little bit... or at least he's biased because of that.]
If you're interested in joining, you'll be encouraged to think of a name, theme, and costume and we'll actually get the costume made for you. You will also be paid for every successful Hero Mission you complete even if it's small. Those missions can range from saving someone from certain death to getting a cat out of a tree.
Agencies also aren't full of Heroes only. They're basically call centers. And we'll need people to man the phone lines and to fill out paperwork. Someone at the front desk to greet people who come in. A doc on standby in case victims come to us bleeding. So even if you're not into the whole Hero thing you can help out in this way instead. Or, hell, if you don't give a shit about any of this but just need a desk job you can still apply. I'm not going to be picky.
The agency still has a bit to go before it's grand opening but I'd like to get it operating by the end of summer. So I need employees. A lot of them. If you're interested in joining as a Hero or in applying for a job let me know.
One more thing: if you're a painter I need someone to help paint the office. I want a mural in the main entry and I can't do that shit myself.
Oh. And happy gay month or whatever.
[Pride. He means pride. It's still a new concept to him--
(ooc: sorry for this long ass post!! this boy rambles a lot and so do i.. anyway, i have an info page for their hero agency here!! feel free to fill out the forms inside if youre interested in having your characters join as a hero or employee! katsuki will let anyone join and hire just about anyone since he has zero employees at the moment (as long as they're obviously not here with bad intentions), so you don't have to wait for ic approval in the post before posting your applications if you don't want to!)]
Have you ever wanted to help the Heroes do their job?
If your answer is yes to either of those questions, keep reading.
Myself (Bakugo Katsuki), my best friend (Midoriya Izuku), and my boyfriend (Todoroki Shoto) are opening something called a "Hero Agency". Back in our world being a Hero is something required of our society and you can find them anywhere. It's normal and fun to come up with a Hero name and a costume and to kick Villains asses. And you get paid for it. An agency is a place where you can call to get Heroes straight to your door without having to deal with all the legalities and hang ups that make the shitty cops late or refuse to help. You call us and we'll take care of whatever-- or whoever-- is bothering you.
[So those cases where you're being harassed but cops won't do anything about it? A Hero will come punch them in the mouth for you!!!!]
And before any smartasses say anything: I know that we're all brought here to be Heroes and to help this world. I'm not saying you have to join our Agency to be one or that we'll look down on people who call themselves Heroes but haven't joined. We just want to bring our culture from home to anyone who wants to partake in it. And the cops sure as hell ain't quick enough when it comes to responding to danger.
[He'd know, since he was a policeman for a little bit... or at least he's biased because of that.]
If you're interested in joining, you'll be encouraged to think of a name, theme, and costume and we'll actually get the costume made for you. You will also be paid for every successful Hero Mission you complete even if it's small. Those missions can range from saving someone from certain death to getting a cat out of a tree.
Agencies also aren't full of Heroes only. They're basically call centers. And we'll need people to man the phone lines and to fill out paperwork. Someone at the front desk to greet people who come in. A doc on standby in case victims come to us bleeding. So even if you're not into the whole Hero thing you can help out in this way instead. Or, hell, if you don't give a shit about any of this but just need a desk job you can still apply. I'm not going to be picky.
The agency still has a bit to go before it's grand opening but I'd like to get it operating by the end of summer. So I need employees. A lot of them. If you're interested in joining as a Hero or in applying for a job let me know.
One more thing: if you're a painter I need someone to help paint the office. I want a mural in the main entry and I can't do that shit myself.
Oh. And happy gay month or whatever.
[Pride. He means pride. It's still a new concept to him--
(ooc: sorry for this long ass post!! this boy rambles a lot and so do i.. anyway, i have an info page for their hero agency here!! feel free to fill out the forms inside if youre interested in having your characters join as a hero or employee! katsuki will let anyone join and hire just about anyone since he has zero employees at the moment (as long as they're obviously not here with bad intentions), so you don't have to wait for ic approval in the post before posting your applications if you don't want to!)]