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ellipsanet2026-06-01 04:31 pm
boombam) wrote in ellipsanet2026-06-01 04:31 pm
un: DYNAMIGHT, text
Have you ever wanted to be a Super Hero?
Have you ever wanted to help the Heroes do their job?
If your answer is yes to either of those questions, keep reading.
Myself (Bakugo Katsuki), my best friend (Midoriya Izuku), and my boyfriend (Todoroki Shoto) are opening something called a "Hero Agency". Back in our world being a Hero is something required of our society and you can find them anywhere. It's normal and fun to come up with a Hero name and a costume and to kick Villains asses. And you get paid for it. An agency is a place where you can call to get Heroes straight to your door without having to deal with all the legalities and hang ups that make the shitty cops late or refuse to help. You call us and we'll take care of whatever-- or whoever-- is bothering you.
[So those cases where you're being harassed but cops won't do anything about it? A Hero will come punch them in the mouth for you!!!!]
And before any smartasses say anything: I know that we're all brought here to be Heroes and to help this world. I'm not saying you have to join our Agency to be one or that we'll look down on people who call themselves Heroes but haven't joined. We just want to bring our culture from home to anyone who wants to partake in it. And the cops sure as hell ain't quick enough when it comes to responding to danger.
[He'd know, since he was a policeman for a little bit... or at least he's biased because of that.]
If you're interested in joining, you'll be encouraged to think of a name, theme, and costume and we'll actually get the costume made for you. You will also be paid for every successful Hero Mission you complete even if it's small. Those missions can range from saving someone from certain death to getting a cat out of a tree.
Agencies also aren't full of Heroes only. They're basically call centers. And we'll need people to man the phone lines and to fill out paperwork. Someone at the front desk to greet people who come in. A doc on standby in case victims come to us bleeding. So even if you're not into the whole Hero thing you can help out in this way instead. Or, hell, if you don't give a shit about any of this but just need a desk job you can still apply. I'm not going to be picky.
The agency still has a bit to go before it's grand opening but I'd like to get it operating by the end of summer. So I need employees. A lot of them. If you're interested in joining as a Hero or in applying for a job let me know.
One more thing: if you're a painter I need someone to help paint the office. I want a mural in the main entry and I can't do that shit myself.
Oh. And happy gay month or whatever.
[Pride. He means pride. It's still a new concept to him--
(ooc: sorry for this long ass post!! this boy rambles a lot and so do i.. anyway, i have an info page for their hero agency here!! feel free to fill out the forms inside if youre interested in having your characters join as a hero or employee! katsuki will let anyone join and hire just about anyone since he has zero employees at the moment (as long as they're obviously not here with bad intentions), so you don't have to wait for ic approval in the post before posting your applications if you don't want to!)]
Have you ever wanted to help the Heroes do their job?
If your answer is yes to either of those questions, keep reading.
Myself (Bakugo Katsuki), my best friend (Midoriya Izuku), and my boyfriend (Todoroki Shoto) are opening something called a "Hero Agency". Back in our world being a Hero is something required of our society and you can find them anywhere. It's normal and fun to come up with a Hero name and a costume and to kick Villains asses. And you get paid for it. An agency is a place where you can call to get Heroes straight to your door without having to deal with all the legalities and hang ups that make the shitty cops late or refuse to help. You call us and we'll take care of whatever-- or whoever-- is bothering you.
[So those cases where you're being harassed but cops won't do anything about it? A Hero will come punch them in the mouth for you!!!!]
And before any smartasses say anything: I know that we're all brought here to be Heroes and to help this world. I'm not saying you have to join our Agency to be one or that we'll look down on people who call themselves Heroes but haven't joined. We just want to bring our culture from home to anyone who wants to partake in it. And the cops sure as hell ain't quick enough when it comes to responding to danger.
[He'd know, since he was a policeman for a little bit... or at least he's biased because of that.]
If you're interested in joining, you'll be encouraged to think of a name, theme, and costume and we'll actually get the costume made for you. You will also be paid for every successful Hero Mission you complete even if it's small. Those missions can range from saving someone from certain death to getting a cat out of a tree.
Agencies also aren't full of Heroes only. They're basically call centers. And we'll need people to man the phone lines and to fill out paperwork. Someone at the front desk to greet people who come in. A doc on standby in case victims come to us bleeding. So even if you're not into the whole Hero thing you can help out in this way instead. Or, hell, if you don't give a shit about any of this but just need a desk job you can still apply. I'm not going to be picky.
The agency still has a bit to go before it's grand opening but I'd like to get it operating by the end of summer. So I need employees. A lot of them. If you're interested in joining as a Hero or in applying for a job let me know.
One more thing: if you're a painter I need someone to help paint the office. I want a mural in the main entry and I can't do that shit myself.
Oh. And happy gay month or whatever.
[Pride. He means pride. It's still a new concept to him--
(ooc: sorry for this long ass post!! this boy rambles a lot and so do i.. anyway, i have an info page for their hero agency here!! feel free to fill out the forms inside if youre interested in having your characters join as a hero or employee! katsuki will let anyone join and hire just about anyone since he has zero employees at the moment (as long as they're obviously not here with bad intentions), so you don't have to wait for ic approval in the post before posting your applications if you don't want to!)]
un:happyaround
But, but! Congratulations! I bet you're gonna do great with your agency!
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It's something I've been talking about for months. I'm glad we were able to finally get it up and running.
I take it you're not interested in joining?
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UN: 2stepsahead, text
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As long as you understand if you ever turn on us or use information against us that you'll become enemy number one to a lot of powerful people.
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I do too but I need his permission. You understand, I'm sure.
UN: Sexington Hardcastle - Text
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[Mike is so powerful on top of being a healer that it'll be extremely helpful!!]
It's funny as shit that you want to be a sidekick too. I'll show you the ropes as a Pro.
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[Mike smiles at the text. He can hear his son's excitement in the text and it warms his heart. How did he get so lucky to find a great kid like Bakugo?]
I get to learn the pro ropes from my favorite hero! Maybe I can graduate to full time hero if you're the one teaching me.
un: midoriya
[That childlike energy and enthusiasm has never really left Izuku. Not entirely. It shows, as Bakugo can probably all but see him vibrating in excitement like he did while waiting for his mother to put on the All Might video. Again. And again. And again.]
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Careful you don't fuck your arms up more by shaking too hard. Nerd.
But. I'm excited too. And after everything everyone's been through recently, I really feel like something like this is needed.
My dream is to expand and have multiple offices around multiple areas. And to have enough Heroes that waiting times are barely a worry.
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i'm not going to mess them up more. i'm being careful! i want to heal up so i can help out with all this, too!
that makes sense, just like how there's different police stations all over to be able to help people quicker, right? if this does well enough, we can look into expanding at some point!
UN: mayorinfan35
Perfect pitch, Katsuki-kun! You're great at PR! You already know, but I'll say it again: Until you get enough people, I'll step in wherever it's needed besides dealing with the criminals!
[He'll even cut down on the questing for a bit, which is an actual sacrifice, given how much he loves adventuring - but it's only until there'll be enough other employees, which may happen faster than they think, and he really wants the boys to be able to do their hero thing without being bogged down by the administrative stuff. (Is this how he knows he is getting older..?)]
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[That's a first... but a sign that he's getting better with his words!!]
Thank you sensei. Both for the compliment and also for lending your help.
Are you going to think of a Hero name and all that?
...is it going to be mayo-themed?
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I'm still not sure, honestly. I'd hate to ruin things by doing something un-hero-like while representing the PUSH!
[He is, after all, not at all above playing dirty.]
But if I got one, I SHOULD make it mayonnaise-themed, right? We all have so many different powers here, but my Dragon Slayer magic is my trademark!
Text; un: fenrirfang
Congratulations, all of you.
Between the gangs and other threats, you'll have plenty to keep your unit busy.
[A pause. 'fenrirfang is typing' pops up a few more times before she changes her mind. A hero agency, huh... for a brief moment, the thought of sending them to help deal with her Junko-problem strayed into her mind, but she quickly shoo'd the thought away.]
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Why'd you stop typing? Got cold feet about wanting to join?
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[Deep down? That did sound cool... joining a hero agency with them? Fighting against the darkness in Ellipsa, and putting her combat skills to the test? It would almost be like working with Fenrir Corps. again…
...But, in truth, she was just a villain in the end, right?
So she settled for; ]
Worth installing a dead letter drop for requests?
text | un: tsum.tsuki
[ though he should probably introduce himself, huh... ]
I'm Tsumugi Tsukioka. I'm one of the owners of Moondrop, and am friends with Shoto-kun.
[ Y'know, to give context as to why he's so willing to help. Anything to support Shoto...!!! ]
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I've heard a lot about you. He'd be happy as a damn clam if you helped us out. Even if it was just temporary.
[He recalls just how happy Shoto was when Tsumugi arrived. He was practically beaming all day... it was so cute--]
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I haven't worked in a call center before... but I have some experience working for the government, and other administrative work outside of that. [ y'know, the kind of shit that comes with owning two businesses ]
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Anyway, I'm Scourge, and I heard you're looking for villain consultants. I used to be called "Evil Sonic", so I'm pretty sure I fit the bill.
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I don't really get the flag part but I do get wanting to be proud of yourself. So. Celebrate it if you want to.
[Katsuki is a "new" gay, so he's still learning about... well everything to do with being queer, pretty much. His terms might not be the most elegant, but his heart is in the right place at least.]
As for the Villain consultant? Yeah. That's something I'm interested in if you're being serious about it.
But you have to understand that I'm going to be keeping a close eye on you. I can't let anyone ruin this agency.
Un: pantsonpyre
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What are you interested in doing to help? Hero work or something more like a desk job?
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I would die of boredom.
un:goldenqueen
un: piccione
I'm a trained field medic, and I have healing magic. Feel free to reach out if you guys need help dealing with injuries. Search and rescue, too, and disaster relief.
P.S If you're still looking for painters, count me in! ヾ(•ω•`)o
un; kaz.PIKO
A Hero Agency sound sick af!! IDK how much help I'd be on that front, but if you still need a painter I'm your guy!
Or gay. Since it's gay month wwwww