video; un: godking

[pyramidsmash]

[This small livestream starts with one cosmo sphinx kitten looking at the camera. It seems his owner has left his device unattended nearby, which is a cause for trouble. Who knew cosmic glowing paws could activate devices...? Anyway, once the kitten gets very bored (which is fairly soon) he drops the device on the floor. It angles enough to show Ozymandias in front of the mirror.

What is he doing? Admiring his face? Admiring how he's dressed? Anything is possible when you're a egoistic pharaoh.]

I permit- No. That's not it. [He's talking to himself. That is also not very surprising. Who doesn't talk to themselves.]

I would not be opposed... Ah, that also doesn't work.

[He looks troubled, but then hesitently.]

I would... I would like to hold your hand. Or is it. I want to hold your hand? I wish to?

[It seems the Pharaoh has trouble deciding how to phrase himself.

The kitten comes back to the screen and starts smacking the device again, eventually ending the livestream mode and the video gets posted automatically without Ozymandias being aware of it.]

Comments

[pyramidsmash]

You think so? I still feel like I have a long way to go before I will actually learn to be natural at this.

[sextoying]

I mean, it's not very natural for you, right? So can't expect it to happen quickly. Progress is important.

[pyramidsmash]

That's true. I shouldn't also rush things or I'll end up doing a poor job of it.

[sextoying]

Exactly. I'm confident in you. You'll get there.

[pyramidsmash]

Thank you, Eiden. I hope you won't mind if you're an occasional test subject of my endeavors.

[sextoying]

You can test anything you want on me.

[ He means that exactly as it will likely be interpreted. ]

[pyramidsmash]

Heh~ You know you that the offer is mutual.