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Baizhu ([personal profile] physicianhealthyself) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet2023-06-29 01:37 am

video; un: calabash

[The person on the screen is not Baizhu.

In fact, the person on the screen is not a person at all. It's a small white snake with pink eyes and strangely human pupils, who is managing to look very frustrated despite having no capacity for facial expressions.
]

Augh, thisss device. [She hisses and mutters to herself, then appears to realise she finally got it to do what she needed it to.]

Greetings. I am in need of sssomeone to break down a door. Preferably sssomeone with some medical expertise, though I find myssself in a position to not be able to be fussy about the help so long as the person has opposible thumbs and some level of physical sssstrength.

[The snake sniffs. The room around her is fairly dark, but the light of the phone is keeping her illuminated. She appears to be on the floor.]

Baizhu has taken ill, and sssince those people who would normally assist him are not here, and he will not call for any aid himssself, the responsibility falls to me. I have done what I can, however... I am, as you ssssee... just a snake.

[Little help for the snake? Please?]