Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

OH MY GOD i didn't even notice ahdsjf

[mistsplitter]

Ah, then...

(y)

That may be more accurate. I've been looking at d for some time, but I still can't imagine it being a slipper.

xDD

[illustro]

No... no that's not making it better

d or b are the best ones. The round part is where your foot goes in.

[illustro]

You mean, you want no tastebuds so you can eat anything without complaints?
that's actually smart.

see, that's why he's judging you
I don't think it wants to be a chocodinner

[mistsplitter]

Oh! I see it now.

I've only seen these sorts of slippers here. The designs are very cute, and I imagine it makes you feet very warm.

[faezel]

With a brush and paint!

( How else!! )

[faezel]

My horse?!
Oh, no! These are my hooves! Not my horse's!

1/2

[menphina]

Just imagine all the delicious food we could enjoy if we could enjoy everything!
You understand, don't you!

1 | text @pinkroses

[faezel]

WHAT!!!!!!
I'M GOING TO DIE???????
I LOVE BEANS I'VE EATEN AN ENTIRE THING OF BEANS
WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!

[menphina]

[ And after that next part, she huffs. ]

I threaten to eat him when he makes fun of me by eating my flowers. x(
It's our thing.
He's such a judgy horsebird.


... by the way, who did I message?

[lightningvolt]

[ He will not make Malleus wait for too long! After making himself presentable, he shall arrive at his shared home- Silver and Sebek have taken to living in a nearby apartment close to Deuce, so they're just a short walk away.

He has tried not to impose beyond his necessary presence as Malleus' bodyguard, but now that his memories seem to be returning, he's a little less jumpy. Knowing Silver and him now recall the same things has helped.


Once he's let himself in (Vil-senpai allowed him keys) he quickly moves to see if there's anything that needs attending to. The place must be pristine for his Lord before he arrives! ]

[lightningvolt]

Perhaps he did not consider it necessary.


[ Sorry Emet he's a bit of a shit where it comes to non-humans. ]

Though I have but recently arrived and am still catching up on the discrepancies in our memories!
Not that that's any of YOUR business.
Did he meet you in a nightmare, too?

4, un: traveler

[startraveler]

And here I thought I look quite friendly.

Also, haven't we just met in the tea house? I don't think it's been so long that you could miss me.

[mistsplitter]

But... in that form? I can't imagine it would have been easy.

[mistsplitter]

Oh, my. It would seem my message to Cloud was sent to you instead. (⌒_⌒;)

You are nothing like a pouty cat, I assure you.

[startraveler]

I see. Is he really that pouty?

[tsunotaro]

[Malleus is already home, having been reading rather than exploring.

He pops his head out when he hears Sebek moving around.]

.... Sebek? Ah, that was quick.

[Not that he is surprised. Well, maybe he is a little. Sebek has acted so strange, and while Malleus has seen him trying to act normal, and sometimes he even manages to do so, but Malleus was about 50/50 on whether Sebek would excitedly run over or if he would take awhile in trepidation.]

[mistsplitter]

I'm sure he would disagree, but he does not smile very often, you see. It makes moments when he does smile to be worth remembering. (*♡∀♡)

[lightningvolt]

Young Master! I have arrived!

[ He's dressed well, looking far better than he was on arrival (but he's been coming by anyway because he has to attend to Malleus regardless)- and sure Silver and him vanished for two days to be canon updated but that may have been a conveniently timed disappearance when Malleus had told them to take a break-

It worked out.

So now, he's carrying the pretense a lot better and can act a bit more like his old self, with not as much anxiety as before. ]

After procuring our necessities, I brought over some tea leaves for you. Allow me to prepare you a soothing cup. You will find that I was able to nearly recreate the flavor of Briar Rose!

[ A famous tea back home, as Malleus would know! ]

Ty i aim to please i love sebek too omg

[embracingsun]

Sure, sure whatever helps you sleep at night. If you desperately want to prove you're not a scammer, you can pick the place and time. Maybe I'll go easy on you.

[Should someone stop them, who knows. Estelle is having too much fun to stop now though ]

[moonstriking]

[Checking who her messages went to and...ah ]

Oh dear. This is unfortunate. Who knew these devices could be so unreliable.

[tsunotaro]

[It is a little nice, Malleus thinks but refrains from saying aloud, to have someone here to serve him. He could take care of himself, but he thinks he took their service for granted. He hardly noticed it until now, after having been without it and then getting it again.]

I appreciate it, Sebek.

[He'll make his way out to the living room to take a seat, leaning back and crossing a leg over a knee.]

Is that so...? I look forward to a taste of home. It feels like it has been a long time.

[mistsplitter]

It would seem so, no?

It isn't normally like this, though I do wonder what caused it.

[faezel]

Haha, not quite!
Here! Let me take a photo.

( Hazel sends over a fullbody mirror selfie to demonstrate. (apart from the vision because that was just drawn for a genshin au lmaoooo) )

I used my hands :)

[moonstriking]

Some grumpy, drunk employees?

[illustro]

I'm not a health preacher ever but if we have no taste buds how do we tell rotten food from good?

A love hate relationship, I'm familiar.

Noctis here. And this is?