Mini Event: Weekend of Misfires

[seasonsmods]

Somewhere in the Research Center...

"Meowr?!"

"AAAAAHHH!! Oh no! Buttercup you can't just drop my coffee onto the server! Bad kitty! Bad! -- Ohh, Helene is going to be so pissed off once she hears... better start fixing this. Buttercup, this is the last time I bring you to work!"

"Mreow..."

"... you're right, it's not. But I'm still annoyed at you, you little cutie troublemaker."

Note: The above is not something anyone would be aware of, just a "how did this happen"

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Welcome to a Mini Event which is basically: network server has been damaged, so all network messages have a chance of going to the wrong recipient. It doesn't need to happen, but there's a high chance of misfires happening for the duration of the mini event.

This post can be used for sending out messages that can end up for anyone and everyone completely without meaning to. Feel free to also just send a blank message with your character and receive messages from others! Whatever works best for you and is most fun~!

This event will happen for the whole weekend, starting from now and ending on late Sunday night once they finally manage to fix the mistake.


Remember to put warnings up if you want to post anything NSFW-ish and especially link pictures; however if it evolves into "sexting", remember to move it to another post.

Comments

OTA; un: jean

[rustyhonesty]

[Jean is attempting to send this to just one person, but ends up sending it to multiple random people instead (or maybe not even so random, but definitely not to who he meant to).]

The basement is all set up now, just in time. Did you still want to come? You don't have to, but of course you're welcome to.

un: Aidol

[starryaied]

[...]

Why the basement?

OTA un: gaine

[sangreine]

11:46pm in anticipation of not being able to sleep
11:46pm (that's a thing i have to do now which is wild, guess i'd better get used to it)
11:47pm any chance you want to, i dunno,
11:47pm anything. beat each other up for a while? screw around? let me drink you under the table? dive bomb the ground at high speeds? i'm so not picky
11:48pm yeah the fighting might be a little in poor taste, what can i say nothing like dying to make you want to cheat death
11:49pm very open to all forms of stress relief right now, pick your favorite

[ if you didn't know she died, or if you did and she indicated she was dealing okay with it, or if you weren't aware that her hibernation cycle sped up: you are now. Alas for the timing or there'd be spicy pictures ]

un: abnormalitylover

[abnormalizes]

I am an avid proponent of using sex to avoid thinking about death, so I'm down for that.

[Concerned but getting the sense that maybe she doesn't want to talk about it.]

OTA; un: hypnos

[verytired]

[ Attached is a photo of a cat. ]

this is lethe
isn't she amazing??
she's the bet nap buddy i could ask for

UN: Carbuncle

[illustro]

That is 10/10 nap buddy

un; secunit // feel free to send misfires here as well

[securityconsultant]

If anyone from

I'm looking for

Has

Anyone have the latest episode of Sanctuary Moon? Trying to update my archives.



saved as; thisisstupid.dft

[so turns out saving to drafts also can trigger a misfire- ]

un: kingjj

[kingfuckboy]

what kind of show is it??

u might be able to find it on these phone thingies

un: kingjj | ota

[kingfuckboy]

i found an amazing skating rink! ❄️ isn't that lucky??
i need to get back to training but i wouldn't mind company 😁🥰
i wouldn't mind some company even if you've never skated before 👯‍♂️ i can show you the ropes

[faezel]

I'm not so sure ice is compatible with my hooves ... 😅
but thanks for the invite! It does sound fun, though ...

OTA; many misfires I'm sorry

[menphina]

[ Any of these can be received! Go wild. ]

🌙matriarch: what do you think the first person ever trying to milk an animal was reallytrying to do?

🌙matriarch: you never really know how much you don't know until your toddler keeps asking "why".

🌙matriarch: —WHY IS IT OKAY WHEN I PUT MY MOUTH THERE BUT SUDDENLY I EAT WHAT I DROPPED ON THE FLOOR AND IT'S "THAT'S DISGUSTING" HUH

🌙matriarch: ...if we feel "butterflies in our stomach", does that mean butterflies feel "humans in their stomach"?

🌙matriarch: look if you don't say anything now you can forever hold your peace and they'll never be yours!

🌙matriarch: I liked the twist ending. Who'd have thought they'd both end up with their socks off.

🌙matriarch: cabbage and chocobo.

🌙[ attached is a picture of a very deadpan looking chocobo with a series of 🤣🤣🤣 emoji after it ]

he thought I wouldn't eat the greens and I did
ow my stomach.

[populares]

I'm uncertain that butterflies would even be capable of identifying that particular emotion.

UN: Yuki | ota

[applehearted]

[ Sorry to anyone who receives this notification at around 1 AM in the morning-- ]

Experimenting with a few things.

I finished a solo mix of a cover song. Let me know what you think.

ATTACHED: phony.wav

[mistsplitter]

[ It may have arrived at 1 AM, but Ayaka responds only at around 6:30 AM when she's awake. ]

Good morning. I apologise for responding to you so late.

Yet again, I am witness to your music. What a way to start the day.

mis-fire text | @pinkroses

[faezel]

I painted my nails!! Don't they look nice?!

ATTACHED: SPARKLES.jpg

( THOSE... SURE ARE NAILS......... )

text | un: athena

[vintagehardmedia]

stunning.

Amazing.

I love the color

100/10

un: scribe; OTA

[rudementary]

The cat broke into the shower again.

We may need to invest in a tank with a lock on it.

(( A more suggestive/NSFW-leaning prompt is over here for those interested! ))

[nelinquish]

A tank with a lock for a cat?

OTA; un: zigvolt (many misfires)

[lightningvolt]

⚡IT IS NOT THE SIZE OF "TICK TACK" BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "TICK TACK" IS.

⚡ [ a picture of a set of premium toothpaste and less premium toothpaste. ] why do they even have "premium" on them? they're not even different! swindlers!!


⚡MY LIEGE IS ONLY THE GRANDEST OF SIZES COMPARED TO YOUR PUNY FORM.

⚡I'm going to come over there and shake you if you fell asleep in the toilet again. I don't care if your pants are down.

⚡THERE'S HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE.

⚡I think he suspects.

un: brightest

[embracingsun]

With these messages, I wouldn't be surprised. You seem like a suspicious person.

un: judith

[moonstriking]

[1] I want to pick up more pork for the soup. If you let him add anything to it, you'll have to eat the whole thing on your own.

un: flynnscifo

[bravestknight]

Who are you talking about?

un: Darling Pick Me ♡

[vocaldroid]

1. [ Blade sends a selfie, a concept he's recently learned about, of himself as well as his new Eevee companion. Said Eevee is sporting a bandana that had been hand stitched up with colorful fabric. ] Look what I made for Neon!!

2. [ A rather artsy pic taken of the sun, with Blade's well-manicured hand reaching up to it. ]

(nsfw warning for funky sex toys in link) 3. [ There will be a picture of what appears to be a store shelf with an assortment of...oddities. Blade's no stranger to weird things and even adores them, but a lot of these are things he isn't familiar with even if he has a pretty good idea of how they might function. ] Darling, is this the kind of stuff you made back in your world?

(ic inbox here if any extra steamy stuff happens, or for whatever! )

3 bc i gotta; un: ^^.

[slandering]

Your darling isn't here.

( these are................................. interesting, though. )

UN: ready_or_gormotti

[healerscorned]

Will be here until further notice.

[That is the only context provided for this misfired picture of a large flat rock lying out in the sun.]

un: redrose

[silver_eyes_rose]

You or the rock?

text; un: shigeru (ota)

[mysophobic]

1. Please look at how big this is!!

I didn't think they made it in this size!! And it's on sale too?! [ Said picture attached is just a giant bottle of bleach. Sorry to whoever gets this text thinking it was going to be otherwise. One has to wonder who this was supposed to be for... ]

2. I found some really beautiful flowers out in the spring segment. We should head out there sometime to go take a look at them! I drew them from memory so hopefully the picture does them justice!

[ The attached picture is just a hand drawn set of whimsical and strange looking plants. ] We can make a whole day of it if you'd like.

3. I'm at this weird grocery store right now and can you believe some of the flavors of ice cream they have?! [ Considering the pictures linked that show: toothpaste and orange juice, chicken wings with blue cheese, Blood and honey?? mustard, and of course for those who are thirsty this little number to finish it off. Where the hell is Shigeru shopping?! ]

Why do some of these exist?! Who's actually buying these!! 😱😰🤢

4. I'm thinking about getting a kiddie pool for Mizu! Which type should I get? Maybe one that has cute little frog prints on it? This one is adorable. I think he'd like it a lot. But I'm not sure. I don't want to offend him or anything, you know?!

5. You ever thought you would wind up on an entirely different planet? I've been here for a few months and I still can't believe it. I think once I get back home I'm going to go back to my hometown and go back to my parent's place so the cooks can make me my favorite dish. I can taste it like it was yesterday. Seafood, rice, and seaweed with crispy strips of fried sea otella. They cook it to perfection and it just melts in your mouth. Mm that sounds really good right now.

2. un; deo

[sickandtired]

Whoever this text was meant for is really lucky.

[he's JEALOUS]

un: reiner | OTA

[hometown]

1. Staring down this bad decision, knowing I'm gonna make it anyway.

2. What would you even call that? Frenemies?

3. Hey, do you know anyone who's good at portraiture?

4. ( text him! or hit his inbox here )

un: dojima - Text

[detectiveforhierophant]

[ Huh. Dojima didn't recognize this number... who was this? ]

Think you got the wrong number, or you're a victim of the whole glitchy network issue, but what sort of 'bad decision' are you going to make?

UN: Shadowbringer

[inlikethebrume]

1.Yes, let's have the red chocobo cast Meteor all over the yard just to try and figure out to garden! How in the hells would that even work?!

2.I just had to throw some rude man into the dumpster. How has your day been so far?

« un: zigvolt »

[lightningvolt]

I do not know who you are, but rudeness deserves being tossed into the dumpster!

OTA; un: flyer

[snekeyes]

Option 1 (nsfw mention)

[Unfortunately for Rider, she's too embarrassed to ask Napoleon about this in person, so instead random people get her her thoughts on Monsterfucking.]

About that network post a little while ago, the one that described literal monsters being um 'hot'.

Is this really

Would someone really find someone like that hot

Are there really so many people who think like that? I thought most would fear them, not think of them as appealing in that way. It gives me a bit of a headache to think about.

And unlikely as it is, I do appreciate you not bringing my name into this.

[Rider, you'd be surprised to know people found Gorgon hot.]


Option 2

[And, well, she then tries to send a message to her Master. Which sounds 'great' when divorced of any context.]

Master, are you in the City at the moment? If you're not busy I

brought a present for you. Let me know when you want to pick it up.

un; secunit - option 2

[securityconsultant]

[erm]

Wrong address.

[surprise, it's. familiar with that terminology, sort of. though given its own circumstances, it is extremely uneasy with such. AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT A CODE-BASED BEING TO PICK THAT UP-]

OTA; un: fenrirfang (tw fatal injury ment./spoilers)

[corpsewarblade]

[Hey, random network user, how do you like hearing Mukuro's relationship problems?]

I meant to ask- you've spoken to him a few times haven't you? Has he said much about me? Um, how badly do you think he'd take it if I asked him to spend time with me?

Romantic time. I mean. A date. Or something.

I don't even know many good ideas for dates...most people would find target shooting or paintballing or stuff like that weird, right?

And I've got a lot of scars now too along with my freckles. That's probably going to put him off.

...Be honest, how bad does this look?

[And just attaching a picture of herself, showing most of her torso- something a little like this. However, there are scars all over her upper body, and a few more recent ones on her neck.

...She has got pretty good abs, at least.]

un: hopespeak

[hopelesslyaverage]

[Makoto.exe has stopped functioning. Please reboot your Makoto.exe.

A-Ah.... of course Mukuro would have someone she likes. She's spend a lot of time away from home and meeting all sorts of people right? Naegi had admittedly gotten some feelings about seeing her, even if he didn't remember. But somehow... there was affection towards her. The more time he spend with her, the more he felt it.

But, if she was interested in someone else, he didn't stand a chance, huh? He's just a friend he can be confided in.

Though who is it? Makoto only knows Hijikata as their mutual contact but he's her brother instead of a love interest? Did he somehow manage to talk to someone she knows too?]

If he likes you, then he wouldn't care about your scars. I'm sure he would be delighted if you asked him out.

ota, un: white heron

[mistsplitter]

[ Feel free to receive any of these. ]

one ⭐️ Good day. By any chance, are those white lace stockings with suspenders still for sale? I'd like to make a purchase.

two ⭐️ I can't decide which one is better... I intend to build my own collection of fans here, but I must start moderately.

What do you think?

[ Two images are sent with the text: one, two ]

three ⭐️ Please don't tell my brother.

four ⭐️ This reminds me of you. Look at how pouty it is, hehe!ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ I miss you very much right now.

un: rosehammer | Four

[freedomfighterhammer]

Oh, well, I miss you, too, but I don't think I'm that pouty!

I don't think it was intended for me, though.

un: wildspades, ota

[majimekun]

♠ Hey do you need anything from the store?
They're having a big sale so I can pick something up if you want.

♠ I feel like I've been in the doghouse ever since Roseharts arrived. It sucks.

♠ YOU'RE ON!

[ooc: his inboxis here if you want to misfire at him or do something nsfw.]

« text » un: fairest-queen

[poisonista]

Would you rather be in the potato plots? I'm sure Riddle wouldn't mind letting you out of the doghouse if I asked you to help there.


[ Deuce, you're lucky he got this... ]

un: scion_vacationer

[the_wandering_scion]

Feeling listless. Tired. I think I forgot to touch again.

Wanna come over? Tent's all set up.

text; un: populares

[populares]

I would certainly not have any objections, but... tent?

Text | UN: Athena

[vintagehardmedia]

[A saga, told in the form of a series of disjointed web searches from throughout the afternoon that got crossposted to the public feed. Someone is not going to notice this until Much Later.]

11:26am. Search Request: How Do I Catch a Cryptid?

11:32am. Search Request: Does Nessie like Hot Dogs?

11:45am. Search Request: Boat Rentals Near Me

12:05pm. Search Request: What is Nessie's Favorite Food?

12:22pm. Search Request: Is It Safe For Pet Seal To Play With Nessie?

12:45pm. Search Request: Help My Seal Ate A Hot Dog

12:50pm. Search Request: I Didn't Know My Seal Could Do That

01:03pm. Search Request: How To Catch A Runaway Seal

01:10pm. Search Request: NVM Found Seal

01:17pm. Search Request: Are Cryptids Naturally Blurry?

01:25pm. Search Request: Where Can I Buy Rice?

01:45pm. Search Request: I'm Tired Tell Me Where I Can Get A Cherry Coke.

un: architect

[unnecessaryflourishes]

I would try searching in the stores for food, rather than ask here.

un: shinkirou | ALL CAT PICTURES. ALWAYS.

[kingside]

[Okay let's be honest, these were probably intended for one person in particular.]

I.

I think his face is stuck this way.

[Attached: a picture of a Sprigatito doing a blep. He also happens to be flopped onto his back with full tum and beans on display.]

II.

She keeps digging her claws in whenever I try to move or push her off.

[Attached: a picture of a void kitten glaring mutinously upward from Lelouch's lap.]

III.

Of course this would happen when you aren't here.

[Attached: a picture of Arthur grooming a very grumpy looking Litten, whom Arthur has both forepaws wrapped around to prevent any struggling.]

IV.

This is why people don't believe me when I say we aren't a cat café.

[Attached: a picture of a void kitten and an octokitten snoozing in a sunbeam from one of the bakery's front windows. Their legs and tails are curled around each other.]

((ooc; inbox here btw. Also, DETAILED CAT INFO HERE, which is obv way more important.))

un: petitemort

[hynafiad]

[there isn't a text response, but rather a photo of a Sprigatito all stretched out on her side, curled up around a peg doll made out of clay]

OTA; un: 100% CERTIFIED NON-EXPENDABLE

[carrionmywaywardsun]

A.

[Late at night, you get a message. There is no text, just a photo of Sunwaning's city center lit up at night. It appears to have been taken from the roof of one of Sunwaning's tallest buildings.

It's quickly followed by two more photos of Sunwaning's nightscape, taken at different angles. Whoever's sending these seems to be taking them as they're sent.]

B.

[Crow doesn't do much texting himself, so this option is for receiving misfires.]

B

[bravestknight]

I thought I would be home earlier, but I still have a while. Do you want me to bring you any desserts when I come home?

UN: Carbuncle

[illustro]

1. idk what to tell you the beans are poisonous

2. (midnight) of course I'm asleep why wouldn't I be? I was thinking of a late snack tho

3. (3am) I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE d'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

4. What does it mean when your dad sends you: "Can't talk, ducks in the car"?

un: white heron

[mistsplitter]

[ The message may have been sent at 3 AM, but Ayaka was asleep then. It is why she only responds at 6:30 AM, when she's up and about. ]

Good morning. I must apologise for not responding right away.

I can't seem to see what you mean, though. Don't slippers look more like... Y?

(Y) like that.