vintagehardmedia: (disheveled -- really?)
Name Unknown -- User Name "Athena" ([personal profile] vintagehardmedia) wrote in [community profile] ellipsanet 2023-07-01 04:11 am (UTC)

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[A saga, told in the form of a series of disjointed web searches from throughout the afternoon that got crossposted to the public feed. Someone is not going to notice this until Much Later.]

11:26am. Search Request: How Do I Catch a Cryptid?

11:32am. Search Request: Does Nessie like Hot Dogs?

11:45am. Search Request: Boat Rentals Near Me

12:05pm. Search Request: What is Nessie's Favorite Food?

12:22pm. Search Request: Is It Safe For Pet Seal To Play With Nessie?

12:45pm. Search Request: Help My Seal Ate A Hot Dog

12:50pm. Search Request: I Didn't Know My Seal Could Do That

01:03pm. Search Request: How To Catch A Runaway Seal

01:10pm. Search Request: NVM Found Seal

01:17pm. Search Request: Are Cryptids Naturally Blurry?

01:25pm. Search Request: Where Can I Buy Rice?

01:45pm. Search Request: I'm Tired Tell Me Where I Can Get A Cherry Coke.
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