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[outofoffice]

Does the name 'Teyvat' mean anything to you? If it does, I would like to know. I'm trying to understand how many of us there are.

[ He might be mentally doomscrolling about all of Teyvat's allogenes being kidnapped at once!! ]

If you're the cagey sort, feel free to respond anonymously.

Buuuut


Otherwise, we can go get drinks!! ♪

[ SOMEONE will pay for him, right? Right? ]

Comments

[outofoffice]

No.







I really do want to know, though!!

[phoenixblessed]

I believe that much, at least. And how is your attempt at census-taking going?

[outofoffice]

50% very agreeable and 50% very shifty.

That's better than I expected, actually. With the unknown remainder unaccounted for, of course.

[phoenixblessed]

Naturally. If I didn't already know you, I wouldn't have answered either.

[outofoffice]

Yes yes, you're very mysterious, Master Diluc.

[phoenixblessed]

If it came to a complete stranger asking questions about my place of origin, I certainly would be.

[outofoffice]

Honestly, what nefarious deed could one even commit with this information?

[phoenixblessed]

I'm sure you could think of something.