[Oh, he can absolutely work with that. He's no stranger to cheesy flirting! (Plus he's a fan of both cheese and flirting, which definitely probably counts for something.)]
While I was alive, sure! Nowadays, most people think of me more like an aquarium.
[As he lets his text-to-speech play out, he goes ahead and takes a seat in the recliner right up next to the sofa - though he doesn't bother removing the plastic. The reason why continues to be obvious.]
Likewise, has anyone told you that you're an angel before? Normally people lose interest the moment they meet me face-to-face - You're either saintly or desperate, but I choose to believe the former.
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(Plus he's a fan of both cheese and flirting, which definitely probably counts for something.)]
While I was alive, sure!
Nowadays, most people think of me more like an aquarium.
[As he lets his text-to-speech play out, he goes ahead and takes a seat in the recliner right up next to the sofa - though he doesn't bother removing the plastic.
The reason why continues to be obvious.]
Likewise, has anyone told you that you're an angel before? Normally people lose interest the moment they meet me face-to-face -
You're either saintly or desperate, but I choose to believe the former.