un: abnormalitylover, text

[abnormalizes]

EXTREMELY important seasonal question:

Vampires or werewolves?

Comments

un: gaine, text

[sangreine]

WOW, I think I'm offended. This post is offensive.

[ She's in this picture and she doesn't like it. ]

[abnormalizes]

No disrespect meant to any individual members of either species?

UN: FKGawain

[houndofmanchester]

Werewolves.

[Sorry not sorry Baobhan Sith.]

[abnormalizes]

That makes sense, you're kind of similar in some ways.

Wolf ears and a tail would be really cute on you.

un:happyaround

[roundandaround]

I dunno which one I would wanna be. Werewolves are fluffy, so hugging people would be even softer than normal, and they're like animals, and that's exciting. But vampires are strong and cool, like Saya-chan!

[abnormalizes]

I think you're more suited to be a werewolf, Rinku. At least if we're only picking between those two.

un: adjpa, text

[joyfuljulie]

On Julie Joyful's Chart of Halloween Creatures I would list vampires in third place. Werewolves are a firm fourth!

[abnormalizes]

Well now I have to know what the top two are.

gentle threadjack

[demondelic]

If you do not mind my curiosity, Julie, where might something such as a witch place among your list?

[... They think they're being clever.]

text | un: lady.light

[twofacedlight]

Nine times out of ten? Vampires.

[ one time out of ten? why did lady Cecil have to be a bIRD ]

[abnormalizes]

[Ten vampires... Wait, no, focus.]

I'll keep that in mind if I ever get to transform into anything. I managed vampire squid once with the animal transformation powers but I don't think that counts.

UN: SleepyAsh

[neetvampire]

Depends on your favorite brand of weird I think.

Only werewolf I know has temper issues and treats his roombas like his children, and every single vampire I know is a screwball. I think it's a requirement, actually.

[He is in fact including himself in this number.]

[abnormalizes]

I'd rather deal with crazy than angry, personally.

un: PurpleMage;

[demondelic]

As I have known vampires, and have shared the Cursed Castle with them, I am going to have to choose werewolves.
I do not know what werewolves are beyond the "wolves" part, but I do not change my stance on this.

[abnormalizes]

Werewolves are traditionally humans who transform into wolves during the night of the full moon.

Were your vampire housemates jerks?

un: Eve 🔪

[wroughtandtempered]

werewolves

how's it seasonal?

[abnormalizes]

Solid choice.

There's a local holiday called Halloween - well, actually apparently other worlds have it too, but my world doesn't - where you dress up in costumes and eat candy? I was told that you were supposed to dress up as something scary but apparently the goal is more 'sexy monster' than 'scary'.

I'm into monsters all year round though.

un: AnneHappy

[depthsofdespair]

Vampires are SO much better. They've got that elegance to them, you know? A werewolf is just going to get fur everywhere.

[abnormalizes]

The shedding is kind of a pain, you're right. And definitely if you're looking for elegance, vampires are the way to go. But I think they both have their good points.

un: merlaut

[pinwheels]

Okay, so... to my knowledge, we don't have these things where I'm from, so I did some research~ and the answer's gotta be vampires, right?

But, if I can ask: what is it about this question that makes it seasonal?

[abnormalizes]

There's a local holiday at the end of the month called Halloween, where you're supposed to dress up in costume as monsters and eat candy, I think? Personally I like monsters all year round.

un: aeacinos

[illusionistic]

Hm. I believe that nagas are far superior to both. But in terms of strength werewolves have the advantage. However, vampires are strong in their own right.

[ Aeacinos please. ]

[abnormalizes]

Nagas ARE very cool and have their own advantages. There is nothing quite like being wrapped up in a naga's tail when you're cuddling.

text | un: ugh

[nyxedmessages]

After some time thinking on it, I would say my interest tips ever so slightly in favor of the wolf.

Especially if the vampire was once human they usually get really insufferable once they get eternal unlife, and most are little more than men with fangs and maybe some powers beyond mortal men.

Now the bestial instinct of a werewolf, coupled with the tragic nature of losing one's inhibitions at no fault of their own has a certain charm about it!

Of course there are exceptions, as there are so many different kinds of each of these creatures, but for the most common sort that would be my thought process.

Of course, neither of them hold a candle to demons in my book.

[Demon King is definitely not biased, what do you mean?]

[abnormalizes]

I'm a big fan of demons myself, but comparing them might be a little unfair to vampires and werewolves.

Hey, Your Majesty. Got any plans for the holiday?

Text - UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Good question. Hmmm.

WereMonkeys on the table? Because Weremonkey. If not, werewolves.

[abnormalizes]

For you? Weremonkeys are an excellent pick.

Voice

[wearsatorc]

Well, I don't know any werewolves so I suppose I better vote for Vampires.

[abnormalizes]

Solid reasoning. Stay in your vampire friends' good books.

un: deepblue; now that this nerd's in the comms...

[anchorweight]

Classic vampires are burned by water and a werewolf would stink like wet dog after hanging around me for too long.
Huge bummer, honestly.

But if we're talking about looking from afar, that's a way difficult choice.
Werewolves, I guess? Less likely to have bat noses, on account of not being bats.

[abnormalizes]

Oh, are you mermaid-adjacent?

[Consider her interest piqued!]

un: piccione

[bluediligence]

Ooh, tough choice!

What if: both?

[abnormalizes]

You're SO right. Excellent taste.

If a werewolf gets bitten by a vampire, or a vampire gets bitten by a werewolf, what do you think happens? Assuming these are the kinds of vampires/werewolves that pass that trait on through biting.

text; un: nleclair

[localdeliveryboy]

What's a werewolves?

[ No, that's not a typo. He literally asked what is a werewolves. ]

[abnormalizes]

Humans that transform into wolves, usually under a full moon.