un: kacchan

[katsuking]

It's Halloween. You're out getting candy from idiots who give it away for free once a year.

What would you kill your friends over and what would you toss into a lake?

Comments

[happydreamed]

People who give out healthy food instead of candy have deeply missed the point and should be publicly shamed.

[katsuking]

They deserve to be tied to a tree and have rocks thrown at them.

[happydreamed]

They should have apples thrown at them for irony.

[katsuking]

Apples can't kill people as efficiently as rocks.

[happydreamed]

Please have a better reason for killing people.

[katsuking]

I have plenty.

[happydreamed]

Excellent. Please don't kill people solely because of their poor Halloween decisions, then.

[katsuking]

I can kill people for good reasons, and I can kill people for poor Halloween decisions. I have enough time for both.

[happydreamed]

Time is not exactly the issue in question...

un: deepblue, video purely because it makes his jokes funnier

[anchorweight]

[Of course, because this is video, Bakugo's gotta deal with the stupid Commodore 64 voice chip doing the speaking for Anchor.
But at least he's answering the question as best he can??]

I used to enjoy getting Swedish Fish in my Halloween tote when I was a kid, but nowadays, I can't even bear to buy them for myself.
I don't even know what my choices would be anymore.

I guess I'd say "anything that sinks" versus "anything that rapidly dissolves"? I'm also open to recommendations for the first category.

[katsuking]

I have enough energy and power, too.

[happydreamed]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should?

[katsuking]

Have you tried fish food?

[katsuking]

I can and should and will.

[happydreamed]

Katsuki.

[Can you tell by the single typed word that he is Not Mad, Just Disappointed.]

text; bakugo lost face viewing privileges

[anchorweight]

No, but plenty of others have. You think I haven't had people like you just come up and dump some in the dish for a laugh?

[katsuking]

Don't you "Katsuki" me! I have a right to throw rocks at people who ruin Halloween for other people!

honestly...... thats for the best

[katsuking]

I never said I'd dump some in your stupid fishbowl.

[happydreamed]

To injure, at most. I don't believe that's an unreasonable request.

its true.... never should have given him face viewing privileges to start with smh

[anchorweight]

You don't have to say it for me to know you would. I've been stuck with this thing for nearly forty years; it's not hard to spot bullies anymore.

[. . .]

If you're trying to get a serious answer, I think soft caramels are a pretty good choice to hand out on Halloween.

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[nilhilistic]

Maybe for all the sweets in the world, I would.

[ though it depends on how good those sweets are. ]

Wasting sweets seems pointless though. You could always poison them.

un: piccione; text

[bluediligence]

I've never been trick-or-treating, but I would start suplexing over mocchan dango mochi. And maybe fruit parfait Kitkats ...

Chocolate edamame gets a hard pass though.

UN: MonkieMan

[noodleboi]

Full sized candy bars are awesome. And I really like those Good Luck Candies. White Rabbit candies are a classic.

I hate the places that give out fruit or toothbrushes. Never go back to those houses.

un: shoto

[itsmypower]

[Hm...?]

Where are you getting candy from?

[He wants in!]

[katsuking]

Fine. I'll just BARELY keep them alive.