un: kacchan

[katsuking]

It's Halloween. You're out getting candy from idiots who give it away for free once a year.

What would you kill your friends over and what would you toss into a lake?

Comments

[happydreamed]

People who give out healthy food instead of candy have deeply missed the point and should be publicly shamed.

[katsuking]

They deserve to be tied to a tree and have rocks thrown at them.

[happydreamed]

They should have apples thrown at them for irony.

[katsuking]

Apples can't kill people as efficiently as rocks.

[happydreamed]

Please have a better reason for killing people.

[katsuking]

I have plenty.

[happydreamed]

Excellent. Please don't kill people solely because of their poor Halloween decisions, then.

[katsuking]

I can kill people for good reasons, and I can kill people for poor Halloween decisions. I have enough time for both.

[happydreamed]

Time is not exactly the issue in question...

[katsuking]

I have enough energy and power, too.

[happydreamed]

Just because you can doesn't mean you should?

[katsuking]

I can and should and will.

[happydreamed]

Katsuki.

[Can you tell by the single typed word that he is Not Mad, Just Disappointed.]

[katsuking]

Don't you "Katsuki" me! I have a right to throw rocks at people who ruin Halloween for other people!

[happydreamed]

To injure, at most. I don't believe that's an unreasonable request.

[katsuking]

Fine. I'll just BARELY keep them alive.

[happydreamed]

I can settle for that as a compromise.

[He can heal that, it's probably fine...]

[katsuking]

Good, because that's all you're going to get for a compromise.

[happydreamed]

You know I worry. Especially speaking as a murderer, I don't wish for that for you.

[katsuking]

Kantera, I've been joking this entire time. I'm not killing people over candy.

[happydreamed]

Oh.




Of course you are. My apologies.

[katsuking]

You're not good with identifying jokes, are you?

[happydreamed]

Apparently not.