UN: GOTTAGOFAST | Text - oh good another furry

[spinsandneedles]

Everyone do me a solid and pretend I did this like a month ago, okay? lol shh it's fine don't worry about it

Anyway, hey! The name's Sonic, and I definitely haven't been slacking off on learning crazy season powers stuff ever since I first got here (Summer ftw btw). Except that's sort of exactly what I've been doing, BUT I'm trying to make up for it now! Admittedly I'm kinda terrible at it though hahaa.

So! Is there a trick? Am I supposed to be high fiving people more? I know there's that whole touch thing going on, you need to fist bump someone every couple days or something, or you... what, turn into a statue or whatever? I don't remember, probably should have paid better attention lol

Anyway, tips and tricks welcome! It would be pretty cool to be able to explode through a giant robot while on fire.

[look it's hard to remember to meet your touch quota when you're too busy exploring to think about it, okay? (basically he's doomed it's fine.)

[[ooc: i apped in and then life immediately kicked me in the nards BUT I'M HERE NOW and i've collected my nards, 3 2 1 let's jam]]

Comments

[abnormalizes]

You're right but I hate that you put it like that.

[spinsandneedles]

Sorry. It just seems like it would suck to have to wear pants all the time.

[abnormalizes]

Pants are annoying, but it's really not socially acceptable for humans to just have their junk showing in public, so here we are.

[spinsandneedles]

what it's just like

out????

all the time???

[abnormalizes]

Yeah! It's just out all the time! Super inconvenient.

[spinsandneedles]

Sounds like it! Pants make so much more sense now!

And I guess pockets would be convenient to have.

[abnormalizes]

Pockets are nice. I'm a big fan of the purses you can get here that make stuff smaller so you can fit anything in them, though. It'd be hard to fit a scythe in my pockets.

[spinsandneedles]

That's a thing? Man, I'd never have to come back to my apartment again with something like that!

[abnormalizes]

Riki sells them! I recommend picking one up when you have a chance, they're super useful.

[spinsandneedles]

Riki, huh? Like at a shop or something?

[abnormalizes]

You haven't checked out Riki's Rewards yet? You absolutely should, there's so much neat stuff. The other month I got a potion that made me twenty feet tall.

[spinsandneedles]

That all sounds super cool but

why????

Like what do you even do when you're 20 feet tall? Go all kaiju on some buildings?

[abnormalizes]

The view's spectacular. And it's fun to pick up your usually much taller friends and tell them how tiny and cute they are, a bunch of mine got super flustered.

[spinsandneedles]

Oh. Fair enough I guess?

When I wanna feel tall I just run to the top of a building and chill. I don't think I'd wanna drink something weird that does weird stuff to my body??

[abnormalizes]

If I could run up the sides of buildings or fly I would probably do that instead, you have a point about drinking weird things.

[spinsandneedles]

I mean buildings have elevators, right? There's always another way to get to the roof.

Unless you just wanna be a giant chick and pick your friends up for a while.

[abnormalizes]

I do want to be a giant woman. In the same way that sometimes I just feel like dressing up to look pretty, you know?

[spinsandneedles]

I don't really get it, but I don't have to get it! As long as it makes you happy, knock yourself out!

[abnormalizes]

Thank you, I absolutely will ♥

They have a lot of useful items that aren't weird potions, though. Like a wishing star that lets you get an item from home.

[spinsandneedles]

That sounds like it could be more useful. Can't really think of anything I would need, though. I've already got my kicks.

[abnormalizes]

Anything sentimental you'd want to have, even if you don't need it?

[spinsandneedles]

I don't really own a lot of things?

Because I don't really have a house?

I usually just crash on my buddy's couch and raid his fridge.

[abnormalizes]

Oh! That sounds... kind of bad, if I'm going to be honest?

[spinsandneedles]

It just kinda works for me? I'm always traveling, so it never made sense to settle down in one place. Back home, at least. I can't go as far here, so I'm just sharing an apartment with my buddy Shadow. He's a hedgehog too, in case you haven't met him.

[abnormalizes]

We've met!

[And for your sake she will not elaborate any further-]

If you're happy with it and it's safe enough, that's the important thing, I guess? At home if you're caught outside at night, bad things happen, so not having your own home is incredibly risky.