UN: GOTTAGOFAST | Text - oh good another furry

[spinsandneedles]

Everyone do me a solid and pretend I did this like a month ago, okay? lol shh it's fine don't worry about it

Anyway, hey! The name's Sonic, and I definitely haven't been slacking off on learning crazy season powers stuff ever since I first got here (Summer ftw btw). Except that's sort of exactly what I've been doing, BUT I'm trying to make up for it now! Admittedly I'm kinda terrible at it though hahaa.

So! Is there a trick? Am I supposed to be high fiving people more? I know there's that whole touch thing going on, you need to fist bump someone every couple days or something, or you... what, turn into a statue or whatever? I don't remember, probably should have paid better attention lol

Anyway, tips and tricks welcome! It would be pretty cool to be able to explode through a giant robot while on fire.

[look it's hard to remember to meet your touch quota when you're too busy exploring to think about it, okay? (basically he's doomed it's fine.)

[[ooc: i apped in and then life immediately kicked me in the nards BUT I'M HERE NOW and i've collected my nards, 3 2 1 let's jam]]

Comments

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah...

How... precisely would a "shaved bear" blend in with humans...?

[THE FUCK KIND OF BEARS YOU GOT, SONIC.]

[spinsandneedles]

[NORMAL BEARS??? sometimes they wear pants.]

...Really high charisma rolls?

[knowsvinewhip]

[Those aren't normal bears.]

My you have an active imagination.

[spinsandneedles]

[bears can wear pants if they want to! Are you gonna tell a bear NO PANTS???]

I'm just trying to make shaved bears make sense in this fantasy world that I've crafted in my brain. Why are the bears shaved? Who shaved them? mysteries.

[knowsvinewhip]

How fortunate it is then, that 'shaved bears' aren't real. There's no need to make them make sense.

[spinsandneedles]

maybe if its just an unbearable hot summer

Un-bear-ably, get it

[knowsvinewhip]

I believe they're adapted to such climates perfectly well without shaving.

[Oh, he gets it. He 100% gets it.]

[But he's kind of a bitch.]

[spinsandneedles]

I mean probably

Bears are people where I'm from and they move all over, though

[knowsvinewhip]

Ah, but do they shave?